this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 118 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 years ago

It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 102 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Totally normal horse girl things

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Well there's horse girls and there's this.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She'll regret this when the horse makes doo

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago
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[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

[–] sxan@midwest.social 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.

I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

[–] somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

[–] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sxan@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.

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[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 years ago

Son, never date a horse girl.

You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.

And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It would go to live leak with one crunch from a freaking leave, because horses are couches with an insatiable death wish. They'll use every opportunity to gallop towards the void, and they'll take as many of you with them as they can.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago
[–] betahack@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

[–] shonn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

so, she's gonna die doing this, right?

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

I see no way this could turn out poorly.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago

Horse girl finally becomes part horse.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

remove it fast until the horse shit

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