midnight_puker

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Hail Gay Satan (sh.itjust.works)
 
White House Faith Office in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I'm a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

Capitalism means freedom of choice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn't pan out.

Rule and thank you in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We're there! Nobody move!

Dammit, one of you moved.

Rule and thank you in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'd downvote this if I saw it at 197.

Historic simultaneous protests against Donald Trump at the capitols of all 50 states on Feb 5 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I finally understand what that means.

Body horror, the skull kid, the impending doom when you look up at the sky... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don't think I've been quite right since.

Auto-Brewery Syndrome in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope yall like screaming in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hope y'all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

Cat in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

A warning to those who say "Woman! Make me a sandwich!" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

Pear rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I grew up with a pear tree in my yard as well. The only downside was the wasps that it attracted. I used to fucking hate mowing around it.

Pear rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I've been saying this for years.

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Persona 4 - Like A Dream Come True [Shoji Meguro] (youtu.be)
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Super Mario Bros Super Show! - Plumber Rap (youtu.be)
 

You're not a hip-hop head if you don't know this banger.

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Screaming void loaf. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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This little guy showed up in my yard after a rainstorm. Hope he got where he was going. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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