welp, guess I won't be looking at those things, then. DuckDuckGo it is.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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When this can be faked in the near future, they'll be asking for ass thermometers and anus gestures.
Gemini in a sultry voice: "Insert the probe and have a sissygasm to prove you are human"
Lmfao anything to try to get a snap of your face.
I now mess around with all captchas. Each time a site asks me to find x or click on y. I purposely click the wrong ones to help feed the algorithm!
Here you go. 🖕
I guess I’ll have to get good at the google gang sign.
... I have no camera.
This new CAPTCHA's prejudicial and exclusionary.
Not to mention grotesquely invasive.
Some people have no hands. Are those people supposed to wave their stump around? What about people who don't even have stumps?
Fuck. That. No website is worth that.
Ppl say this with such conviction but what about your bank website? What if it becomes industry standard and you have no other options? Just going to keep all your money in cash?
I have a hard time believing all banks, including local credit unions, will simultaneously adopt this tech. And if they all do, maybe will I have to consider cash after all. But in the meantime, I'll switch to a banking solution that doesn't.
Fair enough. But I wasn't picturing them simultaneously doing it.
Enshittification is a contagious disease that spreads slowly.
Right, so I'll bank with the ones that aren't doing this bullshit. If they want my money they won't do it, simple as.
I'll drive to the fucking bank if I need them.
French banks don't have that kind of external captcha. They are paranoid about it for good reasons. Also fuck Google, they are not worth it.
I changed banks when they asked for 2FA.
Why?
I refuse to have a phone line. I only get one for a month when I'm looking for a job. Got tired of paying a subscription fee just to get spam calls. All my communication is done through messaging apps and the only time I don't have access to wifi is when I'm driving.
And because SMS 2FA is actually opening a common attack vector. I have yet to find a credit union I qualify for that uses TOTP or Yibikey.
Ppl say this with such conviction but what about your bank website?
Prepaid debit cards exist. Load money at any convenience store. You can even get a routing number/account number for it so you can direct deposit to it. You call a number to check your balance or lock your card.
What if it becomes industry standard and you have no other options?
There's no such thing on the internet. Most lemmy instances with a captcha use hcaptcha or similar since its cheaper (free, in fact), as an example.
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The tech giant says the system only analyzes hand-movement points from a short video, does not record audio, and deletes the footage after verification.
It's just a short video guys, there's even no audio! And they pinky promise to delete it.
What a fucking shitshow that is. Like, honestly, I'm fine with regular captchas, even if they are the shitty ones. The newer (?) captchas that force you to do solve 5 bullshit "place this there" captchas are already reason enough for me to just leave the site. But if you force me to record a video of me throwing gang signs at the camera, probably several times again, because the movement was not correctly identified, I'm sure as fuck to never visit anything related to you ever again.
I also love the irony that Google fights ~~people~~ bots, while they are scraping the whole internet and investing into AI automation massively.
If they do delete the video, they might still take a screen capture or something.
I have a hand gesture for it.
Definitely trying to make hands less fake looking
no, they just want pictures of you doing gang signs, just in case they arrest you
I don't care what site it is but if i get that popup i won't be visiting that site anymore.
Drink verification can.
that’s gonna be a “nope” from me, dawg.
"Drink verification can."
Easy!
🖕
Asks you to make gang signs and automatically adds you to the ICE database.
This is the automation we have all been waiting for
Nice input for their AI generative models...
No cam on my pc...
(and I'm not even going to tell this little fact to them)
Im so sick of this stuff.
Time to go live in a van by the river.
Turn off your computer. Reject technology and return to analog life.
Did you somehow post this from a typewriter
OP has a friemd who gets the typenwritten posts by carrier pidgeon, don't you?
Do they need to capture my face as well?
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I’m just gonna moon the camera.
Don't give Google ideas for sphincter detection...
Are they unique, like fingerprints? What a great idea!
/s obviously
Connaisseurs know: they are. Engineers are still working on a major roadblock though: the model fails to tell the CEO's face from his ass, and it's not a technological problem...
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