Take a photo, send it to the police.
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2026
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am just gonna say in my head "eww someone's driving fascist owned cars" or smth
Remove the valve stem cores, reinstall valve caps. Have fun with ur random flats for the next week.
The problem with that is that the first tire tech who responds to the flats, will spot the missing valve stems, and replace rhem. It also takes a lot of time to do it.
The better move is to just unscrew the caps, and drop a BB in the cap and screw it back on. The BB will press slightly on the valve stem, and cause a slow leak. The tire tech will search and search for the source, but he's unlikely to look in the cap, and he probably won't notice the BB in the cap anyway, so it will become an ongoing problem.
Go back to my home and start a government petition to legalise pedestrians carrying rocket-propelled grenade launchers to better handle situations like this
Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon
Or put bleach in a water balloon. Will fuck the paint up if they don't remove it quickly and they might not notice their car got bleached bombed until it's too late.
Am climbing over that
Call the cops and wait there to watch it get towed.
I don't think I've ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I'm sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Move to a civilized country then.
I don't think the cops would go out for just one car parked over the crossing lines
In my city they do, and you get a fine in addition to the impoundment fees.
I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life
But but... it's a Tesla!!!@!
The least you could do is molotov it.
Asshole is an asshole, regardless of a car brand... but lemmy absolutely hates anything and everything Tesla.
The least you could do is molotov it.
Not if you're in a low emision zone.
Fair point
~~I'd be like 🤌. Maybe even 🤌🤌.~~
~~Hint: the plate on the car behind the black one~~
nevermind, it's France. I'd read an "I" at first.
It's actually Portugal :') Look at "Alarme"
It's a rich wanker as always. I live in a pretty affluent area and the wealthy think they can break the traffic laws all the time.
Get my flipper and open the charging port!
I dont think the police would care that much if I called them about an improperly parked car. I'd call them anyways and use my best Sheldon Cooper impression and make a huge deal out of it.
Seems like a valid reason to go full Karen mode.
Wrong place.
And also, who tf parks so wrong?
If it's a hot day, I rub my genitals on the windscreen. Really get a nice smearing action on that glass. Then I leave a note saying I did what I did because they parked like an arsehole.
Walk over it. Even if it's filmed, they are in a crosswalk what would come of that? Get some friends to do the same. If they don't want their car walked on, don't park on the crosswalk.
I like this one. If you are flexible/ athletically inclined, just climb all over it, drag your stuff across it, stomp over the roof or the hood real hard, maybe take a moment and stamp the water or mud off your boots, etc.
Sorry, just thought the car was part of the crosswalk. You didn't actually intend to park there, did you? It's a crosswalk. People are going to walk there, of course. Why would you park there, it's illegal! This is on you.
Maybe covering everything with cars and car infrastructure was a bad idea.
Slash the tires.
Nah, that would be too obvious.
Put nails in front of the wheels.
That feels like the wrong type of vandalism. Shouldn't the tires be kept intact as to have the vehicle removed as soon as possible?
Only reasonable reaction
I would think wow that's terrible parking, and would wonder if they'll get a ticket from somebody who makes a living putting tickets on improperly parked cars.
Ah, Balkans, huh?
Edit: Looks like Portugal plates. They're honorary Balkans.
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