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[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of this absolute monstrosity

[–] saxrussell@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You can get this functionality by driving a hatchback and putting the passenger seat down. Those cars fit way more than you would think.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It would "work", but it would be aerodynamically unstable so would be limited to low speeds (<~25mph). This is why this configuration is quite common in construction/industry site machinery, where high speeds are unnecessary and unsafe.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

You could put spoilers on it.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But why not make the windscreen the width of the vehicle, maybe wrap it around a bit. Should be similar in aerodynamics?

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Sure! But at that point you might as well just have a minivan with the seats folded down or removed

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

In a collision, you are much safer if you are facing backwards because your spine aligns with the back of the seat instead of you rag-dolling forwards. So turn those seats around, too. The design is very human.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

I would fucking by the real version of that.

conditions:

No more than one computer.
Rolling chassis frame with a hitch.
Left hand drive.
Good HVAC with front and rear vents.
Physical controls for everything, giant central screen, no cellular.

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

Welvin Da Great called and is asking whether his friends Candice and Dick can fit in the truck.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Because the steering wheel is on the wrong side.

Source: 'Merica!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

It also looks like it's a Kei car. We don't do smart things like that here.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

That's one of the few things where the US actually follows most of the world!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 28 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You inspired me to fix it:

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Points for a non-AI fix.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 11 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they start putting them in the middle

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 13 hours ago

Don't you hate it when you have a genius idea, only to find out someone else thought of it long ago? Nice try, Einstein. Back to the sandbox.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 15 hours ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

I used to work at a furniture factory and we got all our steel delivered in a truck with this configuration. 8m and 10m lengths on the shortest possible wheelbase. No backseat though.

[–] Smaagi@sh.itjust.works 64 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Then you could add forklift forks and you have a sideloader!

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago

That thing looks like a contraption I built in besiege or some game like that

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 246 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Have these guys never been to an airport? There are trucks like this all over the tarmac.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How do you move the planes around if the entire tarmac is filled with these? Seems a little impractical.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

you will notice the tires that enable movement;)

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 238 points 1 day ago (12 children)

A port made entirely of air? Who do you think I am, some kind of idiot?!

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Clearly designed by someone who hasn't used a pickup truck to it's real potential.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wanted to get one of those tiny grandpa trucks when they were going for like $4k new, but apparently they're illegal everywhere in the US. We're stuck with $60k "entry level" monster trucks.

They're illegal in some places, but I think they're mostly fine. The deal is you can't import a foreign made car unless it's more than 25 years old, so the poor American car companies don't have to compete.

The real scam is the importers get 'em in Japan for a couple hundred bucks at auction, haul 'em over here and sell 'em for 8k plus. They're pretty rad, but parts can be kind of a bitch.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I thought the roof was attached to the truck and it was like a mobile hangout

Chicken coop.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 9 hours ago

Make a little birdhouse in your truck

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I strap my shit good. This is pre-tie down. Plus I was just going a couple blocks in town.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I had a giant metal ladder fall off of the top of a work van and come right at my windshield while I was driving to my own wedding. i barely braked in time, but it had some serious Final Destination vibes. All things considered, I still think that the scariest thing that day was the final bill for the wedding.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, this isn't rocket surgery

Also, yay for an actual work truck, and not one of the weird oversize impractical monstrosities that so many people seem to swoon over these days

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've got some big ass American iron too, but it's old and actually worth a shit. Never understood lifts you need and ladder for, and 3' beds. Totally worthless vanity boosters.

Trucks are for doing shit, not hauling your sorry ass to the grocery store.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Exactly. Take a 1989s LWB F250 with crewcab for example - full length bed, carries a work crew, can do a reasonable amount off road, and can be absolutely beaten on for years.

That, I can respect.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

not one of the weird oversize impractical monstrosities that so many people seem to swoon over these days

I heard a real kicker recently. It was something like

My truck looks like it shouldn't be able to haul it but it can. Yours like it should be able to but can't.

Best instagram roast of a modern truck guy I've ever seen.

They were arguing on a post about that guy's massive grocery getter where he was defending the purchase, as usual.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yup, someone on Lemmy mentioned about needing a pickup truck for work ... I specifically remember that that same day I'd seem three workmen on a single 125cc scooter towing a trailer with tools and a bunch of 2x4s on it.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hahah brilliant

My dad and his workmates just use a VW Sharan for construction work. By the stuff they do to it, it's impressive that all 4 wheels are still attached.

It always baffles me when people say they NEEEEDED to buy a new work truck when I see how dad uses their sharan at work.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Yup. At work back home the security guys have new big pickups ... they literally never ever ever have to carry stuff or go off road.

Meanwhile where I'm working under contract, the security guys have small capacity motorbikes yet manage to be more intimidating (their main purpose)

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
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