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I mean, is it even shipping?

Did someone say pants shitting?
I do the best shitting of pants, tremendous. Big men come up to me with tears in their eyes -from the stench- and they say "sir," they all call me sir, they say, "sir, that's the best pants shitting I've ever smelt. The sound is like a volcano erupting. Please, do it again".
Some people say that they've never seen pants being shit on so vigorously. Yet it's something I do multiple times a day!!

White labeling. It could ALSO be dropshipped but no idea about that.

Obtaining root isn't jailbreaking, it’s just taking full control of your linux-based system :)

Jailbreaking is so called because you have to escape the walled garden (jail) of apple products, which is a challenge because they wrote their own code. Not a problem you really have with android to begin with. You don’t even need root for most of what you want to do with android.

It's worse than having the wrong number of stripes. There's the right number of stripes on there, because he's using his name as the bottom stripe.

He's basically saying that he's more important than Georgia.

I'm probably just going blind, but I can't see this moved LED light. The layout of the two images looks identical to me.

This creates an interesting question.

How much cheaper than the base price would it have to be for you to willingly carry around a Trump branded phone that's so immediately recognizable that everyone you meet will know what you're using?

What if you bought an HTC phone and printed a case with Gold TPU?

After buying the cheap made in China hats...

After buying the cheap made in China flags...

After buying the shitty scam shoes...

After buying the gas-station quality knife...

After buying knockoff watch...

After buying preordering the phone...

After preordering the cOmMeMoRaTiVe gold and silver coins...

Them: "The next one will be legit!"

And they’ll even admit it. They’ll admit to how bad things are and still do it. Conservatives are requisite morons and no, being “educated” has nothing to do with being or not being a moron.

You're thinking of Huawei. HTC is a Taiwanese company that used to be a major player among Android OEMs, but their business dried up and they exited the global market. I didn't even know they were still making phones, to be honest.

And say what you will about the T1, but let’s give credit where it’s due. Trump Mobile aren’t gouging their fanbase…not yet anyway. Against all expectations, the T1 is actually well priced when compared to the equivalently specced 512GB U24 Pro, and the only things you give up are the 60W fast charging and your dignity.

That's from the iFixit article. I checked the website and they're currently listing it for $499, whereas Amazon has the U24 Pro 512gb (which I think is what they're saying is the equivalent?) for $699. So maybe it's actually cheaper? But I wouldn't buy either one at this point anyway. The U24 Pro released in July 2024 with the promise of two years of security updates, meaning it'll be out of support in a month. I can't imagine this "new" version will get any support at all.

Does it matter? This phones like 2 years old lol

The article actually supports that: the boards are the same but not identical. Like somebody used the same plans, not the same factory.

The article literally says:

Digging deeper into the phone reveals more of the same. As in the same component shapes, the same component placement, the same screw placements, and even the same anti-tamper sticker placements. Do you know what else is likely to be the same? The factories that made these parts. The biggest clue? The mainboard itself.