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Icarus Robotics is a startup with at least six million dollars in funding so far. the idea is to train robots on human workers to make space mass production... work. or something.

anyway i don't see any red flags

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[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 4 points 4 days ago

Obvious grift company aside, take a guess what the Greek air force officially calls their flying officers.

Although to be fair being deliberately morbid is a definitely a thing in the military, and the writing on their logo is doric greek for "We'll do better".

[–] interstar@artoot.xyz 8 points 5 days ago

@sc_griffith

Coincidentally, I was passing Brasilia airport yesterday, and there's a company called "Icarus Aviation". Which I thought was a ... bold ... choice of name.

I guess the real innovation we might hope from a company like this is that they make robots that don't break, even when they fall from LEO. 🤣

[–] pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 6 points 5 days ago

@sc_griffith

Their favourite part of the Story Of Icarus was when Icarus jumped in the IcarusMobile and shouted "It's Icarussin' Time" and then sped away in a cloud of smoke

[–] chogbro@masto.ai 5 points 5 days ago

@sc_griffith Icarus Robotics, a division of Hubris Holdings.

[–] marcas@mastodon.ie 4 points 5 days ago

@sc_griffith "Soma Capital", eh?

[–] SaveTheOkapi@mas.to 4 points 5 days ago

@sc_griffith Nuke them from low Earth orbit

[–] lproven@awful.systems 4 points 5 days ago

Oh this is good.

[–] nzJayZee@mastodon.nz 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

@sc_griffith Is there a way to tell these baby Founders that "No Man's Sky" isn't real.

[–] swggrkllr3rd@mastodon.world 3 points 5 days ago

@nzJayZee @sc_griffith It's maga Science, like Steam Rockets & Titan submersible.

[–] hllizi@hespere.de 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

@sc_griffith the only thing I still believe is that we'll have Kessler's Syndrome by the end of the decade.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The good thing about the elon musk internet sats is that they are too low to easily cause Kessler's, they burn up in the higher atmos.

The bad thing is that they are made of a lot of aluminum and at that altitude it makes climate change a lot worse.

So you do not have to worry about Kessler's syndrome. As we are gonna burn.

[–] hllizi@hespere.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 1 points 4 days ago

Don't worry, the acausalrobotgod will save us from everything.

[–] tautology@infosec.exchange 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

@sc_griffith Using "Icarus" for a space company just shows that the founders don't have a basic knowledge of mythology.

I'm just waiting for it to fly too high and then crash and burn.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, Perseus is right there for dudes who want to be manly space cowboy kinglets.

[–] tautology@infosec.exchange 3 points 5 days ago

@o7___o7 Or Daedalus, the one that didn't melt their wings. Though TBH they'd probably mangle the pronunciation.

[–] sz_duras@me.dm 2 points 5 days ago
[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago

They say “the arts” are a waste of time.

As I grow older, I realize that the technical skills are easy to acquire and that knowledge, understanding, and wisdom takes time.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With a name like that, there’s no limit to the heights they can reach!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

A new life awaits you in the Offworld Colonies!

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 12 points 1 week ago

what a name choice

just fucking stunningly naked grift, incredible

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 1 week ago

Pissonus Robotics

[–] Evinceo@awful.systems 7 points 1 week ago
[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spoiler ahead for B5: And then Icarus will discover a strange dark ship.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

And we'll get the second worst film

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago

Ha, that is the same name the sun energy system has in the Peter Watts Blindsight series.

It eventually falls into the sun.

[–] nicgentile@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This reminded me of this.