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ADHD memes

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The lighter side of ADHD


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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Depression is also a symptom of ADHD

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Depression can be its own diagnosis even if they're common comorbidities.

Or, to put it another way, just because you have depression and ADHD doesn't mean the ADHD caused the depression.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

My ADHD manifests in the complete opposite way.

Me: "Let's go to sleep."
ADHD:

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Mine is the best of both worlds. Impossible to go to sleep, impossible to arise from my slumber.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

already in the bathroom to shower, procrastinating as long as possible. in the shower ready to get out, procrastinating as long as possible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's almost 5 AM here. Guess who has the same issue...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Same here…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Eyyyyyy my people!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

TIL I have ADHD.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Porky no lez dose

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

people have tried to tell me that I have ADHD before but this is the meme that makes me think I might

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd run away from my life on the way home from work if I listened to that stupid voice. I'd probably just be a Roamer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I used to pass under the electronic sign that tells you how full the ferry is every day on the way to work. Every day I would think I could just go straight and keep going. And then I’d turn and head to work. Sigh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like my job. I spend all day solving interesting problems. It’s totally my thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What's your job if you don't mind my asking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I do not mind at all. For the last two years, I have been a process manager for the operations enablement team in the client success department of a healthcare company. I have just been promoted to a new role of senior business analyst in engineering. It’s a bit of a misleading title, they both kind of are, But I will be doing very similar things, I.E.implementing structure, order, accountability, and other project management type things in an engineering department that is severely lacking in any of that stuff currently. Client success is also completely lacking in those things as well, and I have been doing what I can, but I have had my hands tied behind my back by a boss who needs to take credit for everything and has no idea how to delegate or lead people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

LEGO quality control, they get a box of Legos to put together and have to make sure all the pieces are there and the instructions are correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Game progression analyst, they 100% new video games and record how long it took them to complete each task.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cool! Who pays for that? Game developers / publishers or more like game focused media outlets?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

River otters mostly. They have a vested interest in maximizing the amount of time humans spend indoors playing games. Funding-wise, they don't have a many clams but they're generous with the smooth rocks from their armpit pouches. They really aren't shellfish.

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