I want to preserve this dude's brain and display is beside Einstein. just as a demo that we can have very similar brains, but we can all be dumb as fuck or geniuses.
LinkedinLunatics
A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
Wtf is Raya?
Exclusive dating app for celebrities and rich people
Keeps them inbreeding
The best goalkeeper on the planet.

She's the last dragon.
Goofy but gets the job done!
Okay but this is obviously satire right?
Nope. Comments were full of agreement. LinkedIn is a wild place
The comments agreeing with it doesn't mean it wasn't meant to be satirical. It could just mean the comments don't get satire.
Jesus Christ....
This reads like an ad for another forgettable dating app.
More like the dating app 99.9% of people will never have the chance to use. Invite only, limited to the rich and famous. So spending any time thinking about it would just be a waste. Spend that time doing something you enjoy instead.
That sounds thoroughly awful.
Hmm, you need to be a virgin to get near a unicorn, and you also need it to become a wizard. Interesting theme going on here.
Is that Nathan Fielder in the chat?
No, its Alan with an e
Alen
Alien

That would certainly explain why it’s “Dumb RAYA”, a registered trademark evading parody brand.
Sometimes it does feel like my head is just for decoration. And I'm a shitty decorator to boot.
I loathe people who make car modifications where the sole purpose is to make shit loud. Completely inconsiderate.
I think if you are working 14 hour days you don't know how to manage people properly or don't have the resources to manage them properly (because you can't afford staff)