this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2026
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[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I want to preserve this dude's brain and display is beside Einstein. just as a demo that we can have very similar brains, but we can all be dumb as fuck or geniuses.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exclusive dating app for celebrities and rich people

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

Keeps them inbreeding

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

The best goalkeeper on the planet.

David Raya

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Goofy but gets the job done!

[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay but this is obviously satire right?

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope. Comments were full of agreement. LinkedIn is a wild place

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago

The comments agreeing with it doesn't mean it wasn't meant to be satirical. It could just mean the comments don't get satire.

Jesus Christ....

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This reads like an ad for another forgettable dating app.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like the dating app 99.9% of people will never have the chance to use. Invite only, limited to the rich and famous. So spending any time thinking about it would just be a waste. Spend that time doing something you enjoy instead.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

That sounds thoroughly awful.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Hmm, you need to be a virgin to get near a unicorn, and you also need it to become a wizard. Interesting theme going on here.

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that Nathan Fielder in the chat?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

That would certainly explain why it’s “Dumb RAYA”, a registered trademark evading parody brand.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes it does feel like my head is just for decoration. And I'm a shitty decorator to boot.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I loathe people who make car modifications where the sole purpose is to make shit loud. Completely inconsiderate.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I think if you are working 14 hour days you don't know how to manage people properly or don't have the resources to manage them properly (because you can't afford staff)