this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
404 points (88.0% liked)

News

37799 readers
2046 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious biased sources will be removed at the mods’ discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted separately but not to the post body. Sources may be checked for reliability using Wikipedia, MBFC, AdFontes, GroundNews, etc.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source. Clickbait titles may be removed.


Posts which titles don’t match the source may be removed. If the site changed their headline, we may ask you to update the post title. Clickbait titles use hyperbolic language and do not accurately describe the article content. When necessary, post titles may be edited, clearly marked with [brackets], but may never be used to editorialize or comment on the content.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials, videos, blogs, press releases, or celebrity gossip will be allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis. Mods may use discretion to pre-approve videos or press releases from highly credible sources that provide unique, newsworthy content not available or possible in another format.


7. No duplicate posts.


If an article has already been posted, it will be removed. Different articles reporting on the same subject are permitted. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners or news aggregators.


All posts must link to original article sources. You may include archival links in the post description. News aggregators such as Yahoo, Google, Hacker News, etc. should be avoided in favor of the original source link. Newswire services such as AP, Reuters, or AFP, are frequently republished and may be shared from other credible sources.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

People built a statue to a mosquito that gave some dictator malaria. Time to erect a statue to a hero spider.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

"My greatest regret is that I didnt get to kill more people" Kyle Rittenhouse last words if this kills him

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly spider bites are rarely dangerous these days especially if you make it to the hospital.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 7 hours ago

recluse does cause a nasty wound though.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers for the spider.

[–] Amro@piefed.social 16 points 20 hours ago

I hope he goes bancrupt from the medical bill 🤷‍♀️ Like a devout American does these days

[–] CreativeCider@feddit.org 38 points 1 day ago

Hope the Spider is doing OK

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Antifa now recruits spiders.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

Leftists are called Zecken (ticks) in Germany by the right.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 11 points 18 hours ago
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 21 hours ago

Die, fascist, die.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If this fuckhead gets superpowers now, I’m gonna be so pissed

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago

Hopefully sepsis and necrosis of various body parts.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If trump wins 2028, they might just make this a real comic.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

Trump won’t even survive that long. The GOP are playing weekend at Bernie’s.

[–] mrpollo@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

NBC would rather cover this than the $200,000 Lego incident corruption. Insane

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fucking antifa spiders.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, nothing, not one bit of sympathy.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the spider okay though?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I do hope the spider is okay.

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 374 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 140 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The spider should be given another chance.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 94 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Any Go fund me for the poor spider?

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers for a fast recovery. Must have been traumatizing biting a massive anal polyp.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Rage bait by NBC mentioning a murderer to distract from Israelistan's pedophile in chief and rising gas prices due to his crusade in Iran

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

I hope the spider was ok

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 158 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How on earth has this nothing of a person become like… celebrity gossip?

Wild that anyone other than maybe his family knows or cares he got a spider bite or that he’s in the hospital.

The GQP can turn any little turd into a grifter, can’t they?

[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 day ago (13 children)

He is a double murderer who cross state lines with an illegally obtained firearm and then got off because racism is second only to capital in the hierarchy of the US and he's the right color.

It's pretty easy to see why 'news' agencies would love to promote him, people will always click, either out of concern or schadenfreude

load more comments (13 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

Since when did we care about some random unimportant twat getting sick? This isn't news.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

New to me but I don't pay attention to unconvinced murderers day to day. As long as they don't come near me.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] tacoplease@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Can we start a GoFundMe for spiders?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

My heart goes out to the spider, I hope it recovers from chud poisoning soon.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

Knowing Rittenhouse he probably agitated the spider and tried "defending himself" from the problem he created.... Didn't go so well this time.

[–] Le_Mon2@lemmy.zip 80 points 1 day ago

The spider was acting in self defense. Except actually and for real.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This is old news. Happened a few weeks ago. Unless it’s happened again. In which case: lol

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would never wish death on anyone, but there are some obituaries which I would read with great pleasure.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I wish death on him enough for the both of us

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

It would be better if the poison fucked up his nervous system and left him a cripple

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The spider was just protecting his property.

[–] CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't make this shit up haha. Hope the piece of shit dies lmao.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 day ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago

Does anyone have an address for the spider? I want to send a get well card.

HAHAHA

HAHA!

HA!

HAHAHA

[–] lemmylump@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

What's for dinner?

load more comments
view more: next ›