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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think it's safe to say those aren't guesses.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Twix is owned by Mars, not Nestle.

You can still hate on Mars for their involvement with slave/child labor, deforestation, etc

But be sure you're hating the right companies for the right reasons.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

When you're right, you're right. Corrected.

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The way Twix is written on the package wouldn't it make more sense to call them top and bottom? 🤔

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

twop and bottwom

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

How is this funny? Please explain.

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

The guy has a supernatural ability: he's able to distinguish between two Twix even though they're identical. He's being studied in a lab, possibly to demonstrate his ability scientifically, in a stastistically significant way.

It's funny because it's a silly way to break the current scientific consensus. It's funny to imagine the science team being stumped by this and taking it very seriously.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

So they took the pokemon formula to the next level

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

A twix is a chocolate biscuit bar which has two functionally identical finger-shaped bars in each packet.

They are, by taste, answering whether it was the left or right twix bar from the packet.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which is especially impressive because the Twix labelling is landscape (both in the US and UK), so the bars only take on the property of left or right when the package is opened. Until then, each bar is in a quantum superstate.

This is an exceptionally good point.

Also worth noting that "Twix Quantum Superstate" is currently untaken as a band name.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Awwww... Mine has cat in it

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Consult your nearest whimsy advisor

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All question should be referred to the department of whimsy and the undersecretary of caprice.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Most people didn't watch that season of TWW.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 day ago

Shit. I thought Caprice was her name. Totally didn't realize it was a title. Probably sunk my chances of that flirting working out ..

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're in NiceMemes so it doesn't need to be funny. But I don't get it either.

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My man is gonna get diabetes if this goes on for any longer

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A Marie Curie for our time