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[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Twix is owned by Mars, not Nestle.

You can still hate on Mars for their involvement with slave/child labor, deforestation, etc

But be sure you're hating the right companies for the right reasons.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

When you're right, you're right. Corrected.

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The way Twix is written on the package wouldn't it make more sense to call them top and bottom? 🤔

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

twop and bottwom

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

How is this funny? Please explain.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 46 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

A twix is a chocolate biscuit bar which has two functionally identical finger-shaped bars in each packet.

They are, by taste, answering whether it was the left or right twix bar from the packet.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

Which is especially impressive because the Twix labelling is landscape (both in the US and UK), so the bars only take on the property of left or right when the package is opened. Until then, each bar is in a quantum superstate.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Consult your nearest whimsy advisor

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

All question should be referred to the department of whimsy and the undersecretary of caprice.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We're in NiceMemes so it doesn't need to be funny. But I don't get it either.

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My man is gonna get diabetes if this goes on for any longer

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

A Marie Curie for our time