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this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Does it work for men as well?
You can probably tighten your anus the same way I guess
4 exercises that make your dick so tight it becomes a sounding guillotine?
I haven't read the article but: kegels
I remember when I was a horny fit girl I was a yoga teacher for 3 years earning $25 a week and no man wanted me because who could love anybody on food stamps earning $25 a week?
Forever alone fit girl 🙋🏼♀️
Being fit & healthy mean nothing unless you're wealthy.
What's classy if you're rich, but trashy if you're poor? Being a fit girl, apparently.
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Being wealthy means nothing unless you're healthy and well.
So, guys don't care about a girls income that much. There's an entire subculture of men that prefers or demands being the sole breadwinner of their families. I'm going to say the word "tradwife" and consider my point made.
Guys will go for an unemployed girl. Pretty and nice will get you a man. Which weren't you?
Mind you, when I was in college I tutored freshman chemistry for an hour on Wednesdays and made more than $25/week at it; how delusional was your business plan?
I can't help that Gold's Gym only paid me $25/hour for one hour per week. But it also meant a free gym membership to every Gold's in Northern Virginia & Washington DC so I spent every waking minute of every day enjoying all those gyms. And I didn't have a car. I was biking all around Northern Virginia and Washington DC to get to all these gyms. It was beautiful & the healthiest I've ever been in my life but bittersweet & maddeningly lonely, only exercise endorphins kept me sane. Then the Autumn rains began and biking became uncomfortable & demoralizing, then the winter snows commenced and biking became impossible. So I had to start walking & running to the gyms.
Exercise was my passion & my joy & my antidepressant, and without endless exercise all day I would spiral into depression. Even at night when I got home after all that I would go running a few miles around the neighborhood before taking a shower and being able to fall asleep. That winter I hit rock bottom and internet people suggested I look into my veterans benefits since I am a military veteran. So I was able to get into the VA Medical Care system, was hospitalized for severe depression, and they've been taking care of me ever since then.
I guess the exercise stopped your brain from thinking and that's why it felt good. Sometimes physical pain is much easier than emotional pain.
What do you do in the medical care system now?
Yeah, none of that story sounded based in any form of reality.
Men go after college students who earn negative amounts per week.
Your bigger problem was probably that men don't (generally) do yoga.
Lots of men came to my yoga classes but I was struggling so hard for survival I had no energy left for anything else. When people tried to get to know me the first things they would ask are "So what else do you do? Where do you live? Oh you have to run/walk/bike 20 miles to get here because you don't have a car?" Basically gathering enough info to determine my net worth, then I was trash to them.
Start painting, poor is almost an obligation here.
For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
She snapped multiple condoms off
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
and snatch.
I'll bet
Clean and jerk!
Surely it's the other way around. Jerk then clean.
Nah man it’s clean and jerk, then clean
Chomp chomp!
Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine
From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?
You can do a dick pushup
But just the one.
Recovery time between sets is enormous.
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I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.
Almost the same, was able to identify the problem and do some home.. anti-excersices and I'm doing so much better now. The idea of a tight pussy might be fun, and sure if it's a one time thing it is a lot of fun for the one who penetrates.. But to live with and to be with in a longer relationship? No fun, for neither. Causing pain when it should be pleasure is not ideal.
My wife's going through the same thing right now. Lemme tell you, having your partner literally cry in pain from penetration and lose literally all libido because of the consistent pain ain't worth the slightly tighter experience
Been there.. Yet my ex partners didn't care, they were happy with the tightness. I hope it gets better for you two.
Yet my ex partners didn’t care
Jesus Christ that's not okay!
In our case it's on the up and up, therapy has started noticably working and we might be able to start rebuilding our sexual relationship by the end of the year if her body continues cooperating with our desires
I'm sorry that sounds awful. Not the same but I've started having prostate spasms and those are fucking horrible
I know a guy with those, they stop all the fun and fast! All the best to you!
VAGINA DENTATA!! VAGINA DENTATA!!!!
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