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    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 7 hours ago

You had 3 kids, a moustache and a wife

Where'd they go? Did shaving cause you to lose everything?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need to work hard for them:

  • CEOs

  • Landlords

  • Billionaires

  • Corrupt governments

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The thing that bothers me the most: Exactly how much of my time is spent supporting a giant child grooming program for young girls.

Like I'd sort of come to terms with my taxes going to orphan killing machine and I felt like a bad person, but could live.

Now they want to relive Jim Crow and it's all a bit much tbh

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 day ago

what, you too good for grass or something??

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The difference of "working for a life" and "working for a living".

Difference between "living" and "surviving".

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I absolutely hate instagram. They have to make it impossible to get a damn link to anything w/o their shitty app. If anyone has insta and wants to drop the direct link to the comic just out of reach, I’ll update the description.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No need. Facebook owns them. You don't need to "support the artist" by linking there.

I'll die on this hill.

If someone posts to truth social, and it's funny, fuck em. I don't care to give Trump's corrupt, shitty family the publicity.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

1000% better option. Thanks

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I, too, hate Instagram. One of the social media sites that tries to lure kids into their van really aggressively. I’m just looking, damn.

[–] Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lucky! Our stable climate is beyond fucked and industrial global society will probably cease to function, so soon you won't even have to think about these things! 😊

Or you'll just have more things to think about. The future is usually more complicated than we expect.

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I had no idea eating grass was an option.

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine through town when he saw an old client and friend, Joe, in the park eating grass.

Troubled, he asked his driver to stop and rolled down his window to shout, "Hey Joe! Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," Joe replied gesturing towards his family close by. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"Thank you sir," Joe replied. "But I also I have a wife and two children with me."

"Bring them along," the lawyer cheerily replied.

They all entered the car and zipped off to the lawyers home.

On the way, Joe turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it, Joe! You'll really love my place. The grass there is at least a foot high."

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 13 points 2 days ago

πŸ˜šπŸ‘Œ Marie-Antoinettish.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Weeds are often more nutritious than straight grass.

Southern culture even made it local cuisine, out of economic necessity, like poke(weed) sallet.

Similarly, I can't imagine someone started eating collard greens because they tasted better than more standard vegetables.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

There are a lot of plants we consider weeds that used to be cultivated as staple crops. Industrialization meant only the most productive species got attention for mechanization. Less productive species fell out of favour and now are kind of lost knowledge.

Lamb's quarters: also called goosefoot or wild spinach. It's related to quinoa and both the seeds and the leaves were eaten.

Purslane: grows in poor soils and is hardy. Still used in Mediterranean cooking but is considered a garden weed in a lot of the world

Dandelions and amaranth: both were cultivated, and most amaranth varieties are considered weeds now

Sorrel: tough leafy green with a tangy flavour used prior to citrus in Europe.

Ground elder: hated by gardeners and farmers. A nice spring leafy green planted around monestaries

Mallow: used to thicken soups and stews. Still used in the middle east and Mediterranean but is considered a weed elsewhere.

Nettles: you've probably heard of this one? Not farmed anymore to my knowledge.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Dandelions are used in salads, and can be brewed like a tea.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

That can't be true, hunger and hardship are brand new inventions... "then" everything was amazing and no one had problems.

Do you think you can survive a few weeks on this? Asking for a friend.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

eating ass is also an option if you don't want to eat grass.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

It certainly can pay more.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

add pedo billionaires sitting at a classy table balanced on his head with some sort of visual partition so they don't have to see him

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] leoj@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You guys are getting vacation?

[–] leoj@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

American here - Definitely don't get six weeks a year, and even if I did I am sure I would be guilt tripped into not using it, or so buried by the workload when I return that I would avoid using it on purpose due to lack of cross coverage / duplication.

Are we great yet? Too tired to tell.

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

You have to save up to afford that pack of hamburgers to grill on Memorial Day, or the turkey for Thanksgiving. If you scrimp and save all year, you might even be and to afford to put a present or two under the Christmas Tree.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The corruption of the American Dream. To be so obsessed with saving money and growing your fortune that you forget who you're even doing it for.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I believe the image is more about young folks today not having enough money to even start a family. Because of wealth hoarding, but by billionaires, not this guy. The use of "holiday" rather than "medical debt" and "student debt" leads me to think it's not about America at all.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Also, Americans tend not to use β€œholiday”, we say β€œvacation” unless we are talking about a specific day which is a holiday, which doesn't really fit this context. Most of them aren't big spends, other than Christmas.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yes, but you'll be able to get AI filters (premium subscriptions only) that make it look like you're eating chicken when you're eating grass.

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