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[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I never planned visiting the US until your laws become normal, which won't happen, so what will reporting someone that isn't from the US to the FBI do huh? Jack shit probably.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Meanwhile, I’m actively hiring these same people for exciting careers in other countries! Join today!

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

😱 they're going to put me on the same lists twice! 😱

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Unlike Santa they arent checking it twice, that way they could say 600 million Americans are on the list!

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I would never bother to report anything on Lemmy to a government agency but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out on public forums sometimes.

Yeah, lots of users seem to treat this like oldschool 4chan before they had moderators. Back when you could just casually scroll past everything from CSAM to terrorist beheading videos, because none of it was moderated.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 63 points 19 hours ago

Meanwhile at the fbi…

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 79 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (11 children)

If you're openly advocating for extreme violence in a public place, you're an idiot. People have been and will continue to be imprisoned for this in the US and other countries.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 64 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

by "extreme violence" they mean speaking against ICE btw

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 30 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Fascist governments will always find ways to imprison dissenters, this is just one way they do so -- they've been treating those trying to track ICE agents as if they are "violent extremists"

What's to stop this fascist government from defining criticism against them as violent extremism? Because that is what they are trying to do. That is always what fascists do. Just following laws won't keep us safe. Laws do not align with morality.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They're already trying to classify anyone who is against fascism as a terrorist.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I hear ya and I don't disagree.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 14 points 21 hours ago

their "domestic terrorism" is mapping ICE and Flock Cameras

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

If you're openly advocating for extreme violence in a public place, you're an idiot

You gonna let this loser talk about you like that, Kash?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Real talk, that's why even though I'm like double VPN'd I'm not going to say https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY openly. Or that capitalism is inherently evil.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 8 hours ago

capitalism is evil

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

yes like they can gather all the instance admins around the globe, and then finally get the IP of my exit proxy

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (7 children)

You recognize interpol has arrested dozens of people around the world for internent related crimes right?

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"..internent related crimes .."

Yup.. usually involving massive IP theft, CSAM, financial fraud or data breaches.. AND often driven by industrial/financial/legal entities.

First Amendment speech issues around people venting about a government that right now, seems to have pissed EVERONE off, isn't likely going to get much traction outside of Kash Patel's brownnosing FBI circle-jerk.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Time to ban his account, then.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

A really effective measure to make him make a new account

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

They think we can vote our way outta this shit, LoL

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 17 points 20 hours ago

Oh no, they're gonna prosecute me for... Um...
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Academically citing their own definition of terrorism as a label for their activities! The horror!

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 8 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

conservative@lemmy.today is a real community 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

Is that the fake one or a real conservative com?

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Probably created by mistake.

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[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

So they are reporting people who quote Charlie Kirk/talk bad about the president or ice. Real patriot stuff /s

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 7 points 21 hours ago

I hope they create so much chaos for the FBI that it only waste time & money. Lets Gooooooo nobody on here is doing terrorism other than the yankees commiting a genocide.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 5 points 20 hours ago

And I'm sure that when the FBI director sobers up from his latest bout of binge drinking, and trump ass kissing, he will get right on it.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Who was it so I can block the account and keep posting extremist stuff

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Some MAGA who got bullied out from Lemmy lol

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago

my dog is a chonky boi

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Getting charged for false reporting is fun, more people should try it out.

[–] RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

Report this, dickhead.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Just use your local flock installation like a camera based reporting system. It works best when you scroll through your phone and hold it up to the camera so they can see.

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