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My wife always put an 'H' on the hardboiled eggs with a pencil to make sure they aren't confused with the raw. When my daughter was in elementary school, they were one of her favorite snacks. So when I'd make them, instead of the 'H' I'd draw a little something. I'm not any great artist, but I'd draw a butterfly or a cat or some silly face. I didn't realize for ages that they apparently became a sensation at school and the other kids always wanted to see the day's egg.
That's a lovely story and a lovely memory for both of you
It's funny, after she told me it kind of felt like a pressure/obligation - I sort of wished I didn't know.
A hobby turned into a job
Yeah, pretty much that
Change to another fruit then. Paint watermelons.
I wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon
How about just a slice of the ass watermelon instead?
There are small softball sized watermelons too
But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn't have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I'm sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
Naturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
That's a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.
When I worked in a produce department when I was a teen, there was a brand of watermelon called "Senior Sandia" (Mister Watermelon). So when we got that brand in I'd usually cut out a face on one like a friendly pumpkin and put him on display. Sometimes he'd get a hat n shit if I had one handy. My boss was just confused at these displays until I told pointed out the brand. I was then banned from giving Mister Watermelon the life he deserved.
They aren't called permitanas.
Oh boy this got me to groan out loud. Nice work
Ban any banana
Ban Anna
took more photos before the ban
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nanana
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling banana, but didn't know how you stopped. - STP
What can you use to draw on a banana skin?
Doesn't look like chalk.
Just some old leaded paint we found in gandpappys shed
Still as sweet as it was when he brought it home from the store!
Simply search for food coloring pens. Patisserie shops sell them, and so does Amazon, but I wouldn't draw on a kid's banana with a random pen ordered off of Amazon, unless it's a reputable brand.
Probably paint pens like Poscas.
You can use the tip of a kitchen knife or a hobby knife to etch a message into the skin. The cuts will turn brown quickly.
Oil pastel maybe? Would work if you plastic wrap it after.
What kind of messages does this send to your son.
Obey, when authority says to prevent art?
You're an adult, and you're still conditioned to obey teachers?
Get good and defy the bad rule. Keep making art all the harder now that it's under attack.
This would be even worse if this were happening in USA, with the much touted first amendment, or anywhere that reccognises article 10 of the human rights convention.
Enjoys the compliment of the effect the art has, but still seems resolved to the ban. :/
Empathy for the teacher. It's hard to be a teacher today and anything that pulls kids into the crazy space will sometimes encourage disrespect and bad behavior.
Not really about obeying the teacher. About empathy for your fellow human working. Teachers aren't our bitch to abuse and say "fuck you" to, they probably are one demographic who needs the most help in the US right now
Fear No Art
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