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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are small softball sized watermelons too

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn't have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I'm sure the teachers and janitors will love that.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Naturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.