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[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mondays are a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Humanity killed earth.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Humanity killed humans.

Earth will be fine

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

70-90% of earth's animal species are slated for extention before the end of the century. Old growth forests can't regrow in the same way after wildfires, insects are the foundation of all pther life and are facing extinction, the ocean is becoming too warm and acidic to support life causing mass die offs of oceanic flora&fauna. Earth might recover after a few dozen thousand years of evolution. But it will never be the same.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

rewritten by machine on new technology

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎵 Internet killed the video star 🎵

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

🎵 Humanity killed the biodiversity star 🎵

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Baby shoes worn't

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s no fart.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Confirmed

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

Today is Monday.

[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump is president

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump's President Again.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump's Third Term

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

A sad story

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I tested positive

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Well, at least one thing in life going positive

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[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Cylinder is stuck

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Read the news

(Works whether it's pronounced present or past tense!)

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That is just devious. No escape.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my dick hurts

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dick burns

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My dick cinders.

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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TBH that's more funny than sad

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jar vs man

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Who could forget such classics as "The piss drawer" and the "The poop sock"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Puppy died alone.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Change it to cat. Did that. :(

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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 9 points 1 week ago

almost, almost, nevermind

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

Hiroshimas per second.

[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm still here

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Too long but:

Parachute for sale. Used. Unopened.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Artists' names censored

[–] mendaciousmammaries@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Mom said no.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump 2024.

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Donald Trump 2028

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago

Trump still alive.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's supposed to be sad, not horror

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Trump won. Fuck.

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

...covered in piss

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Taxes are due.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

So no head?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oops no berries

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wake, piss bed.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dreamed of waterfalls.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Left on read

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[–] Gigdragon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I can't sleep

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Girls sharing cup

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

In this economy?

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