I tested positive
this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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Well, at least one thing in life going positive
:(
Cereal! No milk.
thats all, folks
I'm still here
Hiroshimas per second.
Artists' names censored
Today is Monday.
Baby shoes worn't
That’s no fart.
Confirmed
It's about mom
Fuck, oh no.
A sad story
Read the news
(Works whether it's pronounced present or past tense!)
That is just devious. No escape.
I woke up
Mondays are a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Dead baby shoes
Oops no berries
Humanity killed earth.
rewritten by machine on new technology
🎵 Internet killed the video star 🎵
🎵 Humanity killed the biodiversity star 🎵
Trump is president
Trump's President Again.
Trump's Third Term
my dick hurts
TBH that's more funny than sad
My dick burns
My dick cinders.
Wake, piss bed.
Dreamed of waterfalls.
And we watched
For eight decades
Your cat died
It’s last call
Life is short.
tea got cold :(
The sequel, "Today is Monday" is a slog to get through.
Left on read
Donald Trump 2024.
Donald Trump 2028
Trump still alive.
It's supposed to be sad, not horror
Life IS horror.
for some
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