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u WoT m8 (lemmy.zip)

submitted 9 hours ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53211662

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 42 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 21 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 43 minutes ago

My brain runs DOOM, or so I'm told.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf, a student including relevant info they leaned from world of tanks wouldn't be a bad thing.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Then there's the student who plays wanthunder and leaks a classified F-47 detailed blueprint onto the paper.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

that deserves extra credit

[–] ivan@piefed.social 54 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

As someone doing teaching, I already had quite enough of "If you have any further questions - just let me now! 😊" in answer boxes.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 19 points 5 hours ago

Easy F for AI and move on to the next one

[–] Admax@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Have they rolled out the ads yet ? I feel like they keep teasing it but I might have missed the roll out and the backlash (there is no way there would not be SOME backlash)

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 8 points 6 hours ago

is polymarket reporting news here or are they reporting the results of a ~~bet~~ event contract?

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

they stealing from youtubers again.