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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago

My brain runs DOOM, or so I'm told.