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u WoT m8 (lemmy.zip)

submitted 13 hours ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53211662

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 56 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 28 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 4 hours ago

My brain runs DOOM, or so I'm told.