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[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 125 points 1 week ago (9 children)

No way some tattooer wouldn't have caught this unless they're somehow just as dyslexic... Seems fake

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 148 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Sun is trash. They will straight up lie to post stories like this and they thrive on people sharing them on social media. Same with Daily Mail and other British rags. It is a very successful tactic. These stories seem to get a lot of mileage online.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Didn't open it huh. They show L and R correctly. Some memer is the one that swapped them.

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[–] restingOface@quokk.au 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow yeah, I found the original, and you can see the L is on the left and R is on the right:

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wants to play a video which has DRM protection, so it wants to know stuff about you in case the DRM should block your access to the video.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago

They can kiss my ass.

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[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago

Holy shit what a scummy kind of pay wall. "Pay to reject personalized advertisements." No, fuck off The Sun.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who do you think switched them as a joke?

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (10 children)

To this day I have problems telling left from right.

I will go the correct direction when I'm driving, and point the correct direction, but I will often say the wrong direction.

One friend tried to help me by telling me that "Right is the hand that you write with", but I'm left-handed.

Fortunately, I have a massive scar on my arm from where my arm was shattered into three places, and that scar is on my right arm, so every time I'm about to tell someone directions, I end up tapping the scars on my arms until I find the correct scar, and then I know that direction is right so I can point in the right direction.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

Right/Left Confusion is very common. I have it, too.

People like us tend to say "No, your other left."

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had real trouble for a long time, but I can always glance down at my hand and see the L made by my left index finger and thumb. Eventually I could see it in my head. I memorize things with visual cues somehow IDK.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Them: just make an L with your fingers for left

Me as a kid: shit... Why can't I remember which way L faces!?

[–] parzival@lemmy.hkserv.space 5 points 1 week ago

That's actually why I learned to just tell

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 32 points 1 week ago
[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 31 points 1 week ago (9 children)

just make em a little thicker and it can be port and starboard XymBVbCXkA22HiW.jpg

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Your left hand makes an L with your thumb and forefinger

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm afraid the people who struggle to tell left from right apart will also have a problem remembering which way the letter L bends

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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Your left hand is where your thumb is on the right.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

...Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

🎵 I was LOOKIN' kinda dumb with my FINGER and my thumb in the SHAPE of an L on my forehead 🎵

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My wife has a freckle on her right hand. It's the only way she can tell left from right. Ask her for directions and watch her eyes check the back of her hands.

[–] lifeinlarkhall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still hold my fingers in the L shape like I was taught as a kid to figure it out a lot of the time!

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I tried this but im dyslexic so it didnt help much

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Playstation controller prompts with L/R solved this issue for me in English, but on my main language the directions are called "Sağ/Sol" which I still sometimes get wrong

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

To me it worked with mouse clicks. Right click does X left click does Y. The mouses right is the same as my right.

[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago

i think you got it wrong there again :p

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Righties loosies lefties tighties

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[–] jbellows@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, if it works, it works.
looks at pic
shrugs
Right?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] belunos@lemmus.org 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hate that I'm saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, the comments on this post have me worried for you all.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Is she a lefty?

I had this problem for a long time because teachers saying your right hand is the one you write with.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

She's a keeper

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

!shittytattoos@lemmy.ca

No Ragrets

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Pobody’s Nerfect

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Cosmo and Wanda hanging out on the thumbs, you can't fool me this time

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