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[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 33 minutes ago

Cosmo and Wanda hanging out on the thumbs, you can't fool me this time

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, if it works, it works.
looks at pic
shrugs
Right?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Right?

Do you mean Left?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Playstation controller prompts with L/R solved this issue for me in English, but on my main language the directions are called "Sağ/Sol" which I still sometimes get wrong

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

To me it worked with mouse clicks. Right click does X left click does Y. The mouses right is the same as my right.

[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 5 points 14 hours ago

i think you got it wrong there again :p

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 14 hours ago

Holy shit, the comments on this post have me worried for you all.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 13 points 16 hours ago

just make em a little thicker and it can be port and starboard XymBVbCXkA22HiW.jpg

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

In the time and country I grew up, almost everyone had the same Converse style trainers at school for gym class. I thought I would mark mine to prevent mixing them with the rest, so I put my initials on the front: first initial on the left, second on the right. When I was done, I looked down at my feet and realised I had just written (the equivalent of) L and R on the according sides. Not smort.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 121 points 1 day ago (9 children)

No way some tattooer wouldn't have caught this unless they're somehow just as dyslexic... Seems fake

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 142 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 19 points 16 hours ago

Wow yeah, I found the original, and you can see the L is on the left and R is on the right:

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It wants to play a video which has DRM protection, so it wants to know stuff about you in case the DRM should block your access to the video.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 11 hours ago

They can kiss my ass.

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[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 7 points 19 hours ago

Holy shit what a scummy kind of pay wall. "Pay to reject personalized advertisements." No, fuck off The Sun.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Sun is trash. They will straight up lie to post stories like this and they thrive on people sharing them on social media. Same with Daily Mail and other British rags. It is a very successful tactic. These stories seem to get a lot of mileage online.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't open it huh. They show L and R correctly. Some memer is the one that swapped them.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I still feel like it's kind of mean for the Sun to post this?

What if a future potential employer goes and Google's her full name and finds it in the article saying "this person literally cannot tell the difference between left and right"

Why did they do that?

i literally don't know, I just saw her name while looking for the photo, I can't be arsed to read all that because I'm higher than midair kangaroo backflip pussy

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[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Them: just make an L with your fingers for left

Me as a kid: shit... Why can't I remember which way L faces!?

[–] stray@pawb.social 1 points 11 hours ago

If I need to write certain single capital letters for labeling purposes there's like a 30% chance I need to look up which way the letter faces because both ways feel correct to me.

[–] parzival@lemmy.hkserv.space 5 points 1 day ago

That's actually why I learned to just tell

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Does her left thumb have a frowney face on the thumbnail?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

My wife has a freckle on her right hand. It's the only way she can tell left from right. Ask her for directions and watch her eyes check the back of her hands.

[–] lifeinlarkhall@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I still hold my fingers in the L shape like I was taught as a kid to figure it out a lot of the time!

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I tried this but im dyslexic so it didnt help much

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not even dyslexic but remembering which direction a letter goes in just on its own is lowkey so hard. I'd never mess it up in normal writing but ask me what direction the letter L or R goes in, and I'll have to think for an embarrassing amount of time. Or even worse, lower case D and lower case B. I do actually mess those up if I think too hard about them. Oh and I get N confused sometimes too, but that's just because technically Russian is my native language and the Cyrillic alphabet is all kinds of fucked up.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

My daughter is learning to write and gets about half her numbers backwards. After I've corrected her on a 2, a 3, and a 7, I'll look at a six and genuinely not know which way it's supposed to face.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Righties loosies lefties tighties

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Until you get confused with reverse thread bolts.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 21 hours ago

She's a keeper

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (10 children)

To this day I have problems telling left from right.

I will go the correct direction when I'm driving, and point the correct direction, but I will often say the wrong direction.

One friend tried to help me by telling me that "Right is the hand that you write with", but I'm left-handed.

Fortunately, I have a massive scar on my arm from where my arm was shattered into three places, and that scar is on my right arm, so every time I'm about to tell someone directions, I end up tapping the scars on my arms until I find the correct scar, and then I know that direction is right so I can point in the right direction.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 19 hours ago

Right/Left Confusion is very common. I have it, too.

People like us tend to say "No, your other left."

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had real trouble for a long time, but I can always glance down at my hand and see the L made by my left index finger and thumb. Eventually I could see it in my head. I memorize things with visual cues somehow IDK.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Your left hand makes an L with your thumb and forefinger

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

🎵 I was LOOKIN' kinda dumb with my FINGER and my thumb in the SHAPE of an L on my forehead 🎵

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm afraid the people who struggle to tell left from right apart will also have a problem remembering which way the letter L bends

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[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago

...Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

Your left hand is where your thumb is on the right.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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