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[–] AresUII@lemmy.world 224 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] veeesix@lemmy.ca 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Claudering?

E: It's just the same as "to google" at this point.

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[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 195 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 21 points 2 months ago

This one is too good to catch on

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You just know most people would pronounce it "foxgramming" and not get it.

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[–] TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 162 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago

"Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt"

Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, though.

"Slopping"

[–] trailee@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago
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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

They literally accidentally open-sourced it, because they vibe code their devops. They have unusually low server uptime, because they vibe code their infrastructure. These jokes write themselves.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Fraud coding.

[–] arcine@jlai.lu 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] DeuS@feddit.nl 23 points 2 months ago

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Oh no, yet another slop marketeer (CxO, whatever) is unhappy that we're treating their cash cow with derision. How awful for you.

Pipe down and go back to your clankwanking.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
  • Subscription coding.
  • It looks like you're writing an app. Can I help you with that?
  • CrappyCodey
  • Clueless coding
  • Klutz code
  • Mañana coding
  • Brain-free coding
  • Developerless development
  • Self-driving systems
  • Humanity-free development
  • If claude can do this it can replace management next
  • Claude codepirated
  • Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
  • AI pwned
  • I never really understood the codebase in the first place
  • Blagger's code
  • I'm so much more valuable to my employer now that I've outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.
[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Clueless coding is the perfect term.

[–] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 22 points 2 months ago

Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what "elite" dipshits like.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 21 points 2 months ago

Schlopp

I vote "schlopp summoning"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Vibe coding. Boris can go vibe himself.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 2 months ago

"Call it what you like, you're still going to need us" Code.

It's just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn't mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the "no code" rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.

If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won't be too painful to add.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago

Sloperating?

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 18 points 2 months ago
  • Slopcoding
  • Poopslopping
  • Anti-environment laziness
[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

[–] maxie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] vane@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

codeshittication

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  • Slopcoding
  • Codeslopping
  • Spaghetticoding
  • "Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years" Coding
[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Vibe coding will do just fine. I understand your concern over your product and its reputation but I don't really share that with you.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago

Lobotomy as a Service.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[–] gankouskhan@piefed.zip 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It's quite fitting tbh.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Prompt kiddies

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[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I read all the way to "is beginning to annoy him." and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Clanker code.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] klu9@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

Software piracy

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

NOT - coding.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 months ago

And we're sick of all this AI bullshit, so what?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 9 points 2 months ago

Slop coding

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Automated bullshiting?

[–] zoloftt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Clippy coding! Newer coders won't get the reference, older coders can hold it with the same scorn.

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