The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.
California must open the Strait of Hormuz immediately
Of course he blames Newsom, he was told by fox News that it wasn't Trump's fault
"No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"
Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.
Cause if he blames daddy, he won't be allowed into the ballroom to dance away his gas price worries.
Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?
No, this is real.
Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.
You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?
We elected our cult leader president.
Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.
Yougov recently did a poll.
On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.
10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.
Now break it down by party.
Democrats:
75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.
Republicans:
39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.
...
So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...
... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.
You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.
They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.
In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
Depending on how fast the scooter goes, she could definitely take him. He's very unstable and once he's down, he's not getting back up easily.
That's a lot of words to call them idiots
I prefer to back up my classifications with data.
I am a fit 50-something lady and no I don't think I could beat up the fascist in chief because fat guys have mass on their side. I can think of ways (like the personal protection fighting that gets taught to women) to do enough to run away, but don't underestimate fat guys. They carry all that weight around all the time.
Go for the knees
He's almost 80 years old and not in good shape. Fat mass or not, I think you could take him.
Yeah I don’t think I could win a fist fight in the sense of Queensbury boxing match, but a regular fight-fight where I can kick his legs out from under him? People that age and weight tend not to handle falls well
The way the question is framed makes me think it's a no-holds-barred hand-to-hand fight. You'd drop him fast.
I hear you, and my answer is the same strategy that is currently defeating Trump in Iran:
Rope a Dope.
Conserve your energy, maintain your stamina, conceal your strength, keep him moving.
Only take a chance at a strike you know will hit, then flutter away.
Couple rounds of that, he's having a heart attack, you win.
He notoriously has horrendous posture.
That means his core will tire out rapidly if you keep him him on his toes.
I don't think he actually ever had bone spurs
Hah!
Oh, he will have them after I get a shot at him.
EDIT:
If Kash Patel is reading this, 'get a shot at him' is a colloquial phrase that indicates a chance to engage another in hand to hand combat, contextually as a hypothetical, potentially involving hyperbole.
I know it's hard to read things straight after a bender, been there buddy.
Jokes on you, Patel only saw the excerpt that AI showed him....and he was waaaaaay too wasted to be able to read it
Oh in that case:
I love seahorse emojis, every time someone shows me a seahorse emoji I just help can't myself from telling them where I live so that I can figure out how to drive over to them and give them a hug!
If Kash Patel is reading this, I want him to suck my Canadian dick you drug addict.
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It's been a decade. A convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and pedophile is our leader. The idiocy is real.
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Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.
My inlaws were complaining about 200+ dollar charges to fill up their trucks and vans with gas.
The same people were telling me that buying a used EV in January 2024 was a bad idea. My car costs about $9 dollars to fill up, and it does that from home.
And people, we haven't even hit a fuel shortage yet. Wait until gas is rationed or flat out not available at most stations, and then see what happens to the price. If you think that isn't going to happen, airlines are already cutting flights due to fuel shortages spiking the price.
PA currently has a Democratic governor, so he'll probably just blame Shapiro
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I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.
Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them
I have a theory,
Stupidity is a separate dimension from privilege so naturally you would have a group of non stupid privileged people and also stupid privileged people.
This is just what stupid + privileged looks like.
See if you have stupid + unprivileged, you just get a natural balance via impactful consequences
Too bad they're dragging the rest of us down with them at the moment.
I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."
Seems like something a therapist should understand?
Boy howdy, she does.
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Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.
I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.
The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.
The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"
Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?
Still wish I had.
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well its on you TRUCK drivers, if you decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.
I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.
Not as hard as I laugh when I pass all the queued up cars on my bicycle.
No argument, when it comes to vehicles - bike > EV > ICE
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Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
They want California to use dirtier fuel like the rest of the country, so they can die earlier too.
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