Just shower twice, what are you? french?
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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I cannot stand going to bed dirty. I always shower before bed. And if my day went poorly, and sometimes it did, fresh clothes and multiple showers during the day. But only once did I ever burn a set of clothes.
This is how most normal people feel. These threads are like the "stand to wipe" "debate" where it's only a debate among a certain subset of very online people.
When i wake up, if i had a shower tthr night before, my hair is all rough and greasy and i need to shower again in the morning. So its more efficient to just shower in the morning. Saves water and electricity too.
WTF kind of foods are you eating? Waking up with greasy hair after you just took a shower??
At least 2 showers most days.
If I had to choose it would be shower before bed though.
Change sheets bi weekly at least.
How the hell do you have time for 2 showers a day?
WFH and my first one is my morning break
Easily?
Work 8h Sleep 8h Shower 8h
Wash my hands and face and brush hair before going to bed.
Go to the bathroom in the AM and then shower.
Right? People are so fucking weird, like they never heard about washing oneself in the sink...?
I shower in the morning before bed cuz I'm a 3rd shifter.
Yeah, I also don't get much sleep.
Night showers waking up:
What did you do all night in your sleep to make you that nasty?
Some people have slimy sweaty sex in mud pits all night.
I've been a night showerer and a morning showerer throughout different periods of my life. These days I'm actually closer to a lunch showerer - which I realize isn't practical for most, but it's the superior method if one showers only once a day.
I took a shower at 4pm yesterday 😄
I mean that's mostly because I need to shower after I visit OP's mom on my break.
I work from home and cannot agree more. Mid day shower kicks assuming. Just wash your sheets yall
assuming?
My people
I'm a golden showerer. Rated 5/5
EDIT: I have just been informed that doesn't mean what I thought it meant
what did you think it meant???
Don’t run from it.
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