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Night showers waking up:
What did you do all night in your sleep to make you that nasty?
Sweating... 🤮
Use fewer blankets?
Some people have slimy sweaty sex in mud pits all night.
What you eating at night that means you have to brush your teeth in the morning?
Breakfast
You eat breakfast before you get out of bed?
ITT lotsa people who have never been made aware of "morning breath"
Neither of your points in either of your threads makes sense. Do you brush your teeth before getting out of bed? Do you shower before getting out of bed?
I think you are deliberately misunderstanding the point.
My point is that even without breakfast, you should brush your teeth before going out into the world.
Morning breath is a thing, right? And so is night sweat and lying for 8 hours (if you are lucky) cocooned with all the gas you pass.
So, to make it really simple... You brush your teeth for morning breath, right? You should shower for morning body.
Or don't. I'm not your boss and don't really care what people smell of you.
Just don't sit next to me on the bus in the morning.
No deliberate misunderstanding here, your point just wasn't very clear.
I mostly agree with you, btw. I brush my teeth twice a day, morning and night. I shower when I feel like I need a shower. Sometimes that's morning, sometimes that's night. I don't get night sweats every time I go to sleep.