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My hair all day since I shower at night:
My hair all year since I shower in January
https://youtube.com/shorts/OjTcpu2xIfY
I’m the opposite, my hair looks better after it had time to settle overnight. I blow-dry my hair after I shower but it doesn’t look great immediately after.
Still seems better than bringing street grime into your bedsheets daily?
Bold of you assuming I’m ever leaving my house
I don’t wear my street clothes to bed.
Besides, I sweat like a pig in my sleep for some reason, so there’s no point in bathing first.
Probably because of all the fucking.
Edit: that explains the hair, too.
Seems like if you knew about the piggy and the hairy you’d keep your mouth shut
.....pigs dont sweat though.....
That's what all the street grime is for, making the mud wallow.
That's potentially a health issue you should have checked out.
I live in the United States, so a doctors appointment is like $600,000. i’m not buying my doctor a yacht just so I can get an answer to a simple question.
I will just deal with sweaty sheets
🤣😄😅🥲😥😭
No need to feel sad. I wake up at 3 or 4 AM anyway. I’m one of those weirdos who sleeps in two distinct periods. 11-3, 3:30-8
I just smoke a bowl, check Lemmy, change my clothes, put down a towel, and go back to sleep.
After 20 years or so it’s become a routine
What you dont buy multiple sheets for your bed on top of all the attire you need for your body and social customs?
You... umm... never heard of washing oneself in the sink...?
If/when I shower at night, I just need to soak my hair in the shower, scruff it a bit, then towel dry. Then I can comb it out and style it as if I just took a fresh shower.
I'm a guy though, with relatively short hair. If I had long hair like this photo, it'd probably be a rat's nest in the morning and need a full shower to fix.