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Are you tired of wrong llm summaries yet? Well too bad cause I just came across my first one in the wild as I have that feature normally turned off.
I am currently learning C and I am not sure the summary feature is doing me any favors.
You should have pressed a thumbs up to confuse it
thought the same thing afterwards :( too late now.
The other day when asking about the sex ratio of chickens, it told me that fertilized eggs turn into male chickens while unfertilized eggs become female chickens.
Weirdly and oppositely this is actually how bees reproduce. Fertilized eggs become female, unfertilized become male
Parthenogenesis only makes sense if the unfertilized offspring is male. Because that way one female can create males to fertilize her to make females.
lol damn had it wrong all this time.
In case you don't know, C is the successor to B (which used imperial variables). There was a planned successor to C called D, which would use all unitless quantities, like they do in Fermi approximations, but it turns out those aren't very good. That's why we have C++ (which supports metric and imperial) instead.
What do you mean "planned successor"?
That's something else stealing the name. As you can see, the wikipedia page doesn't even mention support for unitless metrics as variable types.
What? Really? I though that's what the strong C metric/imperial (strcmp) function was for
What do you mean by "imperial" variables I've never heard of this
Whenever you compile them, they play the Imperial March
It is by contrast of non imperial variables.
Experial variables, they’re called.
“Copilot is for entertainment purposes only”
AI is the most successful media franchise in human history
At -1b $ profit?
0x1 is a hug and a kiss for 1, the loneliest number
so 1b is 1 butt or approximately 481l.
"The butt is an obsolete English measure of liquid volume equalling two hogsheads"
that puts things in context
The butt is an obsolete English measure
Not for long
I'd love to write the actual explanation here, but it's a long one.
Magic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore
AI = making shit up ✨
Magic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore
AI = making shit sparkle up ✨
making shit up sparkle ✨
Litre... lmao
A bucket of bytes. 🙃
Yeah? Perfectly normal unit.
Idk it just doesn't seem to fit in nicely with char, int, float, and double.
I hate having a pint overflow error. It goes everywhere, and then you have no pint.
Well you need something for your floats to float in, don't you? And thats measured in litres of course
Those are types, not units
Numbat has them
I was asked to get the AI to create documentation for an application. I may just do that for the ha-Ha's.
How much is 1 in chicken?
A henway.
If I had at least a centimeter of time I could explain. Alas, I have only three kilos.
In American units, 1 foot.
Or perhaps I misremembered, maybe it was just 1 toe?