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[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 141 points 1 month ago (12 children)

god dam where they getting that

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Maybe that's the monthly pay

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (17 children)

If do contract work that's not even that much

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

True, then insurance and no time off or other benefits would suck.

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[–] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 1 month ago

Nah, that’s a normal paycheck for a medium level engineer in any American big city.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Nay, daily.

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[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's not that outrageous as a higher-level IC in a big tech company in a big city. But if you're that senior you're not questioning why you became an engineer.

[–] otterpop@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There's a reason the typical dev career pipeline ends at farmer. People get tired of all the bs and leave never to be seen again.

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[–] tyler@programming.dev 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, you definitely do. I know numerous people that dropped the field entirely (including me) even though the pay is ridiculous.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Woodworking, close enough?

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

Sometimes it is just a really intense garden.

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[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Eh, that looks like typical take home for a staff level engineer in a big city.

Edit: Assuming they get paid every two weeks, that’s an annual take home of $161,122. Depending on state taxes, insurance coverage, 401k contributions, dependents, etc, that’s a base salary of $200-250k. Which, yeah, that’s what I budget for a staff salary.

[–] Bananskal@nord.pub 11 points 1 month ago

$161,122

Heck, I'd be pulling more than that if I were a self-employed consultant rather than under a consulting firm, in our small city in northern Scandinavia.

Now I'm raking in a little below that, and I'm taking out like a third of it as actual salary and saving the rest, to avoid high taxes, and to to pay for a leased car, pension saving, extra insurance etc, before taxes. But after all that I'm probably saving $3k every month tax free, and maybe $1,5k in my bank account.

Engineering life is pretty okay. Still can't afford a house yet though. Thanks boomers.

[–] glitches_brew@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Key phrase is "big city". I'm a staff and there's a mid on my team that moved to Seattle. His cost of living adjustment when he moved allows him to make more than I do.

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I think for a SF based company 200 - 250k salary is typical for even a senior engineer.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Lol they are not

[–] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Mechanical Engineer (union) with 20 years experience, slightly underpaid at $76.33/hr in (just north of the) Seattle area.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It doesn't say it's salary. A lot of companies pay out bonuses right around now.

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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If that's monthly pay, that's at or below average.

If that's bi-weekly......fuck I need to up my engineering game.

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[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

California. It goes with high cost of living.

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[–] derry@midwest.social 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That reminds me, I need a raise

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why should you get a raise? You're terrible at your job!

Not a single downvote, and you call yourself a downvote hunter smh

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He already killed all the downvotes in his region

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[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago

You got a job?

[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess I'm getting scammed then.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or comparing European vs US wages
At least we don't have to deduct 45% of our wages for the eventuality of needing a doctor and also walking 10km with a broken leg to avoid an ambulance ride.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Germany we get deducted around 40% directly, before the money even reaches us q.q Tbf that includes health care as well as taxes already and also we are a smidge farther away from fascism.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Yeah don't Americans get paid taxes included? Here in Italy I get my wage with income tax, welfare costs etc already deducted.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am.in the US, taxes come out of the paycheck before its paid.

On my check, before Inget it it pays

Taxes

Social security

401k

Health insurance premium

Dental insurance premium

Union dues

I think a few other small misc things.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, we still get taxed and then we have to pay out of pocket for health insurance. Luckily my company has some good, cheap insurance. I also take advantage of the high deductible program so I can save tax free money in my health savings account.

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[–] dejova281@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Engineering as a whole is now diluted with a bunch of money-hungry STEM’s who were never even that good at engineering. Their parents probably pushed them into the degree. It’s sad.

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[–] jeniferariza@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Engineering is just alternating between existential dread and direct deposit therapy.

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[–] arch@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

Omg, this is so true

[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Where tf did you get that pay lmao, maybe its regional, but I need a raise like that, I'm a BE Dev 2, awaiting performance review for 3 (Senior) and sadly not as close to that as I'd like.

[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Check levels.fyi. 400-500k+ isn't unusual for senior and above positions in US HCOL areas at competitive tech companies. Often this includes RSUs which can have downsides but are usually ok

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[–] housedogpartyfavor@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think for many, money isn’t why they became an engineer but it is why they remain one.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You would have to have an incredible grindset to become a decent engineer without actually enjoying any of it. You could become a shitty one just by passing tests, I guess. (And probably many people do)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sign me the fuck up for $6k per pay period.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

Hope you're willing to relocate to SF and still spend 50+% of your income on housing you will never own.

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[–] GrumpyBike1020@monero.town 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No cm002 please don’t use the same repost bot as that other guy. Was it you the whole time????

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[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Don’t forget those sweet RSUs too!

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