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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 110 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Headline isn't what the article says.

“We disrupted the tradition of the teenager taking care of the young ones,” Martin Boye of the Loro Parque Fundación says.

“They should have been under the watch of their teenage relatives, but there were no teenagers left,” Boye said. “So these calves started doing stupid things, they were not afraid of anything.

“And then they grew up and became adults and when they play now, it’s a little bit more robust.”

So they're adults who grew up without the traditional supervision of the teenagers. Journalism has gotten so bad.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Basically the raptors in Jurassic Park (the book)

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the book worth reading if you watched the movie? Like is it drastically different enough to give a very different story?

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

Oh yes! A lot of the story beats are the same or similar, but different characters die and different survive so it's still very suspenseful even if you've seen the movie a dozen times. Speaking from experience.

The second book then goes off in a completely different direction that the movie (or rather the other way around), so that one is a great read too.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure wrecking a yacht is stupid.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So they're basically ocean punks? Hell yeah, we need to give a couple of them guitars and teach them to play three chords with their fins. The world needs an orca punk band right now.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

They stopped wearing salmon as hats and started wrecking shit.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Well now that you mention it, if you place a salmon on your head in the right manner, it could look like a 'mohawk' hairstyle. These orcas are clearly punk as fuck.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

It's the orca out here in the Salish Sea area who have the fashion sense.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They grew up. And so should you.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago


woah they changed the frinkiac

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Just put it in drop tuning so they can just smack the frets

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the real punk rock.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Bottle kids

[–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_orca_attacks

Monohulled sailing vessels are the most frequent targets of the orcas, with yachts, catamarans, and vessels with spade rudders being the types most often attacked and damaged.

CIRCE Conservación Information and Research coordinator Renaud de Stephanis suggested that the orcas break the rudder out of frustration, preferring the sensation of the propeller when a sailboat is running its engine.[27]

Not very climate-friendly, these orcas.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That’s hilarious but these orcas weren’t raised right

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Those will be some serious "back in my day" whale songs 🐋

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Like most revolutionaries

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Ocean heroes

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago