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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

They stopped wearing salmon as hats and started wrecking shit.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 18 points 5 days ago

Well now that you mention it, if you place a salmon on your head in the right manner, it could look like a 'mohawk' hairstyle. These orcas are clearly punk as fuck.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago

It's the orca out here in the Salish Sea area who have the fashion sense.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They grew up. And so should you.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)


woah they changed the frinkiac