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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago

it would also be incredibally hot inland too.

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

And somehow we would still have US americans tell us, that pangea is too big for a usable railway network.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Dumb question, but would Pangea be flat? Or would it still have the mountains that form by the continents colliding?

[–] spicystraw@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Not dumb question, yes there were some of the mountain ranges we have today were a part of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Pangean_Mountains

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

Companies would still make flying around the waterworld the default. Claiming "sound issues" for the people below....

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 1 points 20 hours ago

Wait, I can see where the idea of a flat earth in an endless ocean comes from ;->

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not worth risking, being on same continent as americans.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

As a pro, there would be hardly any invasive species. But, imagine all the Australian venemous things in your backyard!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

All of that would have been Mongolia long before European colonizers ever got a chance to genocide the new world natives.

An alternate history of the world if it was still pangea would be a wild book.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Statistically it's much more likely to get invaded if you are on a different continent from them.

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 77 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I think that's not actually Pangea (the past supercontinent), but a rendition of Pangea Proxima (the future supercontinent). So just gotta wait a while...

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

It's definitely not pangea. For one, South America and Africa are not connected (which is the one thing everyone knows about plate tectonics). However what initially jumped out to me was India and the Himalayas (which are a relatively recent geological event).

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

We can do the structures now, and wait for them to match like legos by themselves

If every country would just build for the future Mother Nature will eventually finish the connections.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Suddenly I want a Pangea Factorio map.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago

As much as Factorio's map gen algorithm is great for ensuring balanced access to resources and (functionally) infinite sprawl, I would love some handcrafted maps that involve feature scale and fractality (fractalness?) approaching real life. The default map gen is too samey after a certain point and size reached.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 26 points 2 days ago

The factory needs more land

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine how much parking there could be. There would be practically no constraint on parking lot size.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

. # Pave Pangea.

A sea of asphalt dotted with box stores and β€œluxury apartments” that are more parking space than living area.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We could all have our own massive driveways for our giant trucks!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't it always seem to go

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (6 children)

depends. is america building it? thered be 2 lines

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago

America wouldn't exist in Pangea. There wouldn't be any undiscovered lands to act as The Man in The High Castle

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you just wait for another geological age we will build hyper-gea, I promise.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

They'd actually build a pretty extensive and well-functioning one and then dismantle it all under pressure from car manufacturers.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Did you know: If all the railway lines in the US were joined end to end

...it would help

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Conservatives: "See??? Why on EARTH should we invest in rail now when it's just going to be broken up by continental drift in 200 million years? It's woke liberal tax and spend waste!"

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

i think during Pangea, the center of the land was a big ass desert, and a very dry one, the network would probably look like a doughnut

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 2 days ago

Like a smaller Australia, yes.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

That empty land would allow for some nice desert crossings. Empty land is easier to develop and you can go faster.

I'm imagine a donut with at least 2 dessert lines but maybe more. Likely a terminal town would appear in the center of the continent to be used for transfers

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Factorio/TTD player spotted.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Or civ 3 player. Railroads made movent cost zero and we're op on the pangea map

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Rail network?! That's commie talk. Real patriots would have an interconnected highway system.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

just 1 more lane bro, we're gonna solve traffic dude just add 1 more lane

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Think of all the mega parking lots this bad boy could fit!

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[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Need me a Pangea openttd map

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

OpenTTD in the wild.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 8 points 2 days ago

Being landlocked would suck.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

it was a simpler time

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah, we needed to wait for the landmasses to stop moving around first.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The train tracks would have kept the continent from splitting apart

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See what they took away from us!

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

Psst! Don't say their name too loud. That's bad for the algorithm

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Supposedly in 250 million years, there will be another supercontinent dubbed Pangea Ultima. It’s expected to be inhospitable and wipe out all mammals, so not sure who would be around to build or ride such a future train. Supercontinents suck, as interesting as they may sound.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/volcanic-supercontinent-pangea-ultima-likely-wipe-out-humans-mammals-250-million-years-study/

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They would still be bitching and bickering about it.

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