I'm pretty sure those are actually sandwiches
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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No, that's a picture of sandwiches.
Ce ne sont pas des sandwichs.
You can eat both out so I don't see the importance
As a pedant that's the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.
Also they are both ham sandwiches
pedant
their
Fair
Also technically that comma should be a semicolon
Also, there should be a comma after "pedant."
ur sentence should end with a period and there's spacw for two commas around that »technically«
*Your
*space
You also do not have a period at the end of your sentence.
You're a ham sandwich
I ate ur mum's ham sandwich
My weenie:
Also my weenie:
Mostly it's just like that all the time.
Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first
Not my vagina
My vagina after a good night.
Is this @violet08_@lemmy.world ’s alt or something? 🤣
Fuck that bitch.
Oh damn, I missed this lemmyshitpost lore. What’s the beef about?
I also do not know what the beef is about.
I'm hungry, I also want some beef
This one looks more like an eclair to me
I think you guys should have a cage match… better yet maybe a good old-fashioned mud wrestling match.
Alright there Brenda 🤔
Don't worry about some 17 year old
The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.
Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?
Could just be bush
I like that interpretation way better than my own.
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)
Flashbacks to Van Wilder
Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:
My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.
Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.
Whoops. Guilty.
Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV
Eat fresh
That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s
got a two-fer, eh?
That’s not how it works lol
You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?
Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes
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I was going to disagree, but I've witnessed similar.
Before and after, can confirm
I don't see lashings of mayo oozing out of the after shot 🤔
Rawr! A connoisseur.
You want mayo in that?
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