TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

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My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

If you’re good at something why do it for free?

My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Some dick or some good blow I'd be happy either way.

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My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer (lemmy.world)
 
Mood in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Mood (lemmy.world)
 
Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.

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Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him (lemmy.world)
 
Me after 3 shots of vodka in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No i want more vodka first.

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Me after 3 shots of vodka (lemmy.world)
 
Or a glazed doughnut idk in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Makes me feel loved and useful.

Or a glazed doughnut idk in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A little happy twinkie.

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Or a glazed doughnut idk (lemmy.world)
 
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I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them (lemmy.world)