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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Okay I gotta say, as an asexual guy, what the fuck is happening with all of these boomer-tier memes on Lemmy these days? Y'all are so fucking horny and think it's the funniest shit ever lmao

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's Mickey7. Boomer memes are his thing.

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah my client doesn't show top level posting accounts on my feed but I saw this and instantly knew who posted it. I actually kind of like the boomer memes in moderation. I appreciate the variety. Most of the rest of my feed is "we're fucked," "we're super fucked," or "ungentle reminder the civil religion you were brought up in is fundamentally flawed and evil and you're flawed and evil for having participated in it also we're fucked."

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, to each his own and everyone is allowed to post what they like, but I'd guess 95% of these types of memes are the same one or two people. I can spot a meme by this poster without looking at the name at this point.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, just to clarify, I'm not shaming anyone, I'm very used to ignoring sexual content, but it feels like every other shitpost these days is like "sex. hehe" and it wasn't like this before, I was just wondering if someone else had noticed that trend

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, totally. I notice it, didn't seem like you were shaming.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sooooooooooo.......Lets say 2001 Angelina Jolie and 2001 Halle Barry walk into your room, strip naked, lay on your bed making out with each other.

You're telling me your reaction would be indifferent/annoyed?

Like you wouldn't immediately want to jump in???

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

Hahah! I'm actually gay, so I'd just be thrilled to meet them and wonder why they're choosing to get their freak on in my apartment, of all places.

I do have sex because my husband isn't asexual, but yeah, I basically don't think about sex, when I see sexual content my usual first reaction is kinda like "ew". It's not super revolting or anything, doesn't really bother me much, but it's like... idk, imagine if everyone was really into like, sharing pictures of shits they took and people really enjoyed toilet humor and sharing bathroom stories. It's a bit like that.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We’re all having fun here, but remember, don’t dig a hole in beach sand deeper than knee-deep to the shortest person in your group.

And please don’t ogle strangers. Porn is free. Take care of your urges at home.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna dig a pit deeper than I am tall and jerk off in there until the earth swallows me

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 1 day ago

What if I make sure to keep the shortest person in my group far away from the hole?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What happens when the depth of the hole exceeds the height of the knees

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sand walls can collapse suddenly, especially when water levels change (like, with the tide). If you make too deep of a hole, you can find yourself buried with little warning. Knee-deep is a good height that even if it does collapse in you, you'll still be able too get yourself out. Hip-deep, you might end up stuck as the wet sand keeps filling up as fast as you can dig it out.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What I'm hearing is to dig a waist size hole, and then shove your little brother in there.

[–] soupnuts@lemmy.org 3 points 2 days ago