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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 101 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's not stupid, it's deliberate. I had a friend who did consulting work (in a different area) with a large grocery chain, and they deliberately change the layout so you're spending more time in the store, looking at things, because chances are that you'll buy more. If the store becomes a little too crowded, they'll just change the music to hurry you along.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Exactly. There’s nothing - almost nothing maybe - in larger stores or chains that is not designed to make you buy things. Even the way through, Ikea is obviously god emperor there but other follow closely.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always feel like a rat in a maze when I go to IKEA.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's literally a single path with no branches (except for the shortcuts), Pinky.

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And after you've been a couple times you learn the shortcuts to the meat balls pretty well.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Oh man, I worked right by the new IKEA that got built and before long I could get through that thing in a minute flat

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*struggling to carry a huge armful of curtain rings*

...what a savings!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I assume that's how SCP-3008 was created

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, the one (and very likely only) time I went to IKEA, I bought almost nothing, because the whole store was just one big stampede, pressing through that singular path.

[–] shonn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Never go on a weekend.

[–] wrekone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

At first, when Ikea finally came to where I live, I thought that was a cool way to keep traffic flowing and the stress level low. $600 later, after only planning to buy a couple pillows, I realized why the stores are layed out like that.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Market pathing... hated those guys when I worked night stock.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

On the one hand I imagine they've done some kinda analysis on how number go up, on the other it's hard for me to imagine that the money you spend on paying your employees is better directed towards making everyone frustrated rather than just keeping the store a clean and pleasant place to be in

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I end up just walking up and down every isle, even the isles where I never get anything

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you get between them without a boat?

[–] gabereal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

You're talking to someone that's talking about walking on water. It's obviously Jesus's Lemmy account

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

~~FUCK YO CENSORSHIP~~

Respect to OP for updating the image to the proper one!

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

A few years ago my local grocery store removed the scale on the bulk coffee section. So now I can't weigh it and see how much I want to buy. Sign says it's now weighed at the register for my convenience. Who the fuck is that convenient for? Anyway even though it's been years I still bitch to every manager I see every freaking week.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I would bring a small portable scale lmao

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like the comic. The censorship kind of detracts/distracts.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The censorship emphasizes the cursing.

(Anyway, I have no idea why people keep using the tanker censorship in all of lemmy. Just have .ml block your post, you are losing nothing.)

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What censorship? I see someone posted the comic in the comments, and I can't spot any differences. Maybe OP updated the original post.

Seems so, they guy who posted the uncensored version thanked OP for updating the post.

[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is the missing chair leg in panel 3 a meta joke about letting little things bother you?

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

That, or the author just innocently forgot about it.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

fucking with your memory is not a little thing

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

As someone who lost seven years of their life to that company...

BIG agree.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

But that private selection stuff is better than everything else!

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I live 5 minutes from a shitty one. I appreciate the convenience. I wish they paid their employees more.

Oh and it's in a "bad" neighborhood. So they pay a fat tall guy to stand there with a gun on his hip. Goddamned hilarious.

I loved going to markets in Costa Rica. Not only is everything cheap and fresh, but there are multiple cops with shotguns and AKs. I would definitely steal from my local Kroger first.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Food Cooperatives exist. Ours hasn't changed the location of things since they opened the new location, like 20 years ago.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are their beans so fucking expensive

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

That's what good beans cost.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 2 years ago

You just reminded me how my local Co-op downsized (basically walled off the back half of the store) and they did rearrange everything to accommodate that. They used to sell electronics and all sorts of things and suddenly they had none of that and a whole bunch of products also vanished. I'll grant you that it didn't change much before or after that though.

But then I'm talking about the company known as Co-op here in the UK, who are excessively fond of charging no less than 10% more than other supermarkets for the same products, then close their stores in confusion when people shop elsewhere, so maybe this is a different thing altogether. They started out as a co-operative, but they stripped all that back and they're just another, expensive, mini-mart chain now.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

It works really well! I remember the last 27 places the bread was, so whenever I go in for a loaf of bread I come out with 28 items in total because I have to have at least one of everything from all the places the bread used to be! Makes for some really interesting changes to my meals too!!1!