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Imagine your Limbs are shaking while orgasming. This is a fullbodyorgasm.
As far as i understand male people can only experience it anally, but even that requires training. Because it is so difficult to achieve, it feels impossible.
When you're approaching the final moments before orgasm, relax your gooch/bridge/perineum. You'll feel your approach instantly slow, but if you achieve orgasm anyway, it'll be MUCH stronger and longer. It sort of slows the build up down, and results in a bigger O. Should only add around 30 seconds of delay - we're not trying to edge all day. Sometimes riding the edge feels great, so stay there as long as you can, but make sure you fall over, instead of losing the orgasm.
I used to wonder why my orgasms felt so different every time, but now they're always really good. You might have to dance a few perineum flexes in, to get over the hill, but try to avoid many. 100% practice while masturbating while laying down. It's super hard to have a fully relaxed perineum while thrusting. Also, try to make sure you're really hard before relaxing your P muscles. Softer orgasms always are weaker for me.
Advanced users may find there is a muscle you can flex in kinda in opposition to flexing your P muscles, but I'm finding it hard to explain... So start with the basics.
I've definitely had ones like that and I didn't have to do any butt stuff to do it.
it's in yer bum
That's just a myth to get guys to stick stuff up their bums. I've spent ages trying to find this magical spot and I'm telling you, it doesn't exist.
It does exist, countless men and science all say it exists. Prostate induced orgasms arnt some myth.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Can confirm. I got a vibrating plug where the head hits the perfect spot and my vision has gone blurry with an orgasm before.
There’s lots of tantric techniques you can learn to experience more intense orgasms.
you can get full body euphoria from scratching eczematized spots during a flare up.
or vigorously rubbing your nose while in the shower, itching your inner sinus. you bleed for a day or two later but..
Can confirm this. Peeling the flakes and doing a scratch scratch is 10/10
I got poison ivy pretty bad one time, and discovered that very hot water in the shower directly on the rash is one of the best things I've ever felt. And it also completely stops the itch for like 12h.
or scratching the right spot in your ear when it's very itchy
I thought so too until I finally had my prostate properly dealt with. Mind blowing.
Had a girl do this to me. I was still skeptical even as she was doing it. Then I guess I wasn't.
I really think that it's possible for some men to have them, from my own experience as I uncontrollably tremble and shake my whole body sometimes, and that what many people see as full body orgasms have been skewed, as with many other things, via porn. I almost exclusively watch solo female having real orgasms for porn and you have to wade through so much fake bullshit, it was so popular for several years with cam girls who just spasmed like those fucking flailing tube man things. There are only a few, very few, videos of real orgasms like that and thousands upon thousands of fake "ooh, someone donated X amount so now I magically and immediately have a full body orgasm and spasm around like I'm being tasered".
It took well into our thirties for my wife and I to come to this realization. Fucking worthless sex education.
Strangely, "what parts of your body do you orgasm with?” is just something we forgot to ask each other over the years.
Use a wand instead of your finger, you will melt like an ice cube in an oven.
There is a male G spot that is not anus-adjacent.
It's right on the frenulum, right where the shaft of the penis connects to the head, at the bottom.
If you stimulate that area with one finger very gently you can experience a full body orgasm. You just have to be patient with yourself because it is a different level of stimulation. And it definitely takes the right mindset.
You willingly deprive yourself of butt stuff?
Just like, do it though... It's not gay to pleasure yourself anally. It's also really amazing to have a partner brave enough to do it for you. Normalize pleasure. Destigmatize exploring your body.
It's fun until it's over. Then, poop. I mean, u can rinse your butthole out before you do stuff, but kinda takes the fun out of it. "Babe, hang on, I gotta give my rectum a drink, swish and spit".
Poppers are pretty damn close. Big, fat, LONG ringing orgasms that just keep echoing and you're not quite sure when they end. Brain damage inducing orgasms. I always enjoy rubbing one out, but now I rarely do it without poppers. I can have a little bottle rocket nut or I can have one of those big fucking rockets that thumps your chest when it explodes and sets off car alarms. I prefer the latter.
It’s fun until it’s over. Then, poop. I mean, u can rinse your butthole out before you do stuff, but kinda takes the fun out of it.
Condoms help a ton with this! Like yeah still poop but it's literally on the spent thing you're already throwing away so just roll that shiz up and toss it!
Nitrous from poppers is really bad for you bro. You are causing brain damage.
It isn't even processed in the brain. The NO that is left over after metabolism is moved through smooth muscles, not the brain. Anything that is not absorbed by smooth muscles is excreted after being filtered by the renal system in urine.
The main risk is hypoxia because once a body's iron is low enough (consumed by the chemical processes) hemoglobin can no longer bind to oxygen. Pretty easy to avoid. Don't be a twat by huffing endlessly and eat some spinach.
Don't spread misinformation.
Repeated hypoxia absolutely causes brain damage my guy
Discovering prostate stimulation was probably the best thing to happen to me sexually.
Same for me.
Where the hell do you get that? Main reason I love getting off from prostate stimulation is because it rocks my whole body. And, FYI: You can stimulate the prostate externally via the the perineum. You do not have to go anally, though it is easier.
As far as i understand male people can only experience it anally, but even that requires training. Because it is so difficult to achieve, it feels impossible.
Maybe try Estrogen? Works wonders for that.
That's the problem though we want it without having to transition if we aren't trans
TIL: I often have a full body orgasm and not an anxiety attack.
Eh, still feels good.
Prostate orgasms are really good tho
PSA You don't have to stick anything up your butt, you can massage it from the outside
If you can seriously do that, you might have an enlarged prostate and you need to get checked right away!
Last time I went, the doctor just told me "sick prostate bro" and then booped it
PSA You don't have to stick anything up your butt, you can massage it from the outside
Quit being cowards.
not everyone enjoys the sensation
Training? Happened the first time I was pegged.
Not true (supposedly).
Holy fuck - I finally found someone else talking about them. I can ONLY have these when I have sex with other people - the typical orgasm just doesn't happen. (Also vice versa, never had one alone) I've always called them my internal orgasms and have to have a fucking brief with whoever I'm about to sleep with to give them basically this run-down.
I've actually never had one of theose mythical super-o's the link talks about (full body, non-ejuculatory). Though I have had orgasms where prostate stim was involved and that feels fuckin' amazing.