No it's magpiers

IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie

what is this nuance doing here?

It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.

Something something “yay”!

You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now--if they haven't already.

zypper in

it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*

You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.

Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task

Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona

Well, if Apple is getting a new CEO then Microsoft should go all in and hire Xzibit to sell copilot.

When foss Cockpilot??

(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)

There should be a torrent client with Copirate.

Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”

Git

The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).

The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it's not always genital/sexual related I guess.