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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 hours ago

If I was The Onion, I would not have announced this. I would have slowly started slipping normal sane reporting into the site until it was fully converted. I’m guessing those visitors probably haven’t seen truthful news in awhile.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 45 points 10 hours ago

theonion.info had all you need to know.

Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 46 points 14 hours ago

The fact this deal was ever able to be blocked in the first place is indisputable proof that the law has always been on the side of the fascists.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Hoping they'll do a series on all the times alex jones said god talks to him and tells him what time it is.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 155 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

If the licensing agreement receives court approval, The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site satirizing its conspiratorial origins, and comedian Tim Heidecker has been hired as creative director.

This brings me so much joy.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

Watch the Trial of Tim Heidecker and then clips from Alex’s trial and it’s spot on. If the Trial of Tim Heidecker hadn’t came out first, you would have sworn it was a parody of Alex.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

"This is me alex jones sneaking into the epstein residence dressed as a little girl to watch all my future friends commit crimes."

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think Tim is going to do a Great Job.

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[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 17 hours ago (17 children)

My apologies for the downvote. The article used their instead of there and it’s quite a terrible website in terms of ads. Not a lot of substance to the article I regret my click.

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[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 174 points 22 hours ago

The Onion will also sell Infowars merchandise and share the proceeds with the Sandy Hook families.

I'm grateful to The Onion for many reasons throughout the recent decades. And it seems I have a new reason to add to the list.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Does this fit for NotTheOnion? It specifically is The Onion. Not complaining or anything, just had the thought.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 25 minutes ago

Perhaps they are coming in as a Shallot?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm pretty sure this article is a paradox.

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 27 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

God its onionception. Its both not an onion headline but yet is also an onion headline at the same time.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

And it's got layers... like an onion.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

I guess that means we're done?

Guy taking down elaborate folding chair and leaving

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 73 points 21 hours ago (14 children)

This is quite a paradox. It's a true story, not satire, meaning that it does belong on /c/nottheonion; and I would indeed look at the headline and think "That has got to be a story from The Onion, America's Finest News Source." But it's definitely about the satire newspaper and website The Onion, which is explicitly what this community is not about. It says so in the name!

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 56 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We don't have a community called "quantum superposition of onion", so this will have to do

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[–] nop@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I subscribed (actual money) to the Onion when the original deal went down. Glad I continue to do so, they do good work.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 83 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Alex Jones has not commented on the Onion’s new plan to take over Infowars.

Heh

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 20 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

How long do you think it'll take the people who visit the site to realize it's satire now? If ever?

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[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

license the Infowars website and its associated intellectual property from Gregory Milligan, who was appointed by a bankruptcy court to manage the website, for $1,800 a month

So the money goes to the victims, right?

and Jones could appeal any ruling

nooooooooo!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

The deal was made with the victims consent. I think more than the money, the goal is to get him to leave them alone, which requires de platforming because he just won’t fucking stop. He continues to defame the victims on air pretty routinely.

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