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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Does this fit for NotTheOnion? It specifically is The Onion. Not complaining or anything, just had the thought.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Perhaps they are coming in as a Shallot?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I'm pretty sure this article is a paradox.

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

God its onionception. Its both not an onion headline but yet is also an onion headline at the same time.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

And it's got layers... like an onion.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I guess that means we're done?

Guy taking down elaborate folding chair and leaving