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On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 98 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 days ago

These people aren't serious human beings, not to say they aren't threats but well look at him. I'm pretty sure me at my most unserious is still for more serious than them at their base, mind you I look perpetually feral.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Until a few years ago I'd dismiss photos like this as fake, but it turns out he actually has a merch line with that logo and trump as the punisher...

When the top priority of the FBI director is selling merch...

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that a Donald Punisher logo?🤮

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Also wearing a Santa hat for some fucking reason

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's camo because there's a war on Christmas

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Not Christ...

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It was just included of the Sweatshop Grifter Merch Kit C from AliExpress.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Lol what a fucking dweeb

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are those challenge coins in the background or patches?

Both. He has the challenge coins next to his ridiculous logo.

(The patches with his logo might be stickera)

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Donald Santa Punisher - not sure if I want to laugh or puke my head off.

And the play on his first name was never funny or inventive to begin with. Every time I see it I think "yep, that's the intellectual level meme grifting works on."

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Creative writing tells me that he's realizing that the shit barge he lashed himself to is sinking and the daft cunt has no idea what to do, so he's just drinking himself to oblivion while waiting to see how it all shakes down.

[–] Keilik@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m legitimately wondering if he truly believed trump wasn’t in the Epstein files and saw some shit that rocked his world. Even if not that, isn’t there a saying “never meet your heroes?” I legitimately wonder if kash spent enough time with trump and realized that them damn libs were not, in fact, full of shit and screeching about nothing.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Given he seems to have a 24/7 PTSD flashback look in his eyes, I'd believe it

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, the irony... All of us are drinking ourselves silly for very similar reasons, all while opposing and hating people like this.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago

The thumbnail made him look like a chad, but when you see the large pic, there is desperation in his eyes and pursed lips. The madness of a trapped animal.

He's been like that ever since that famous press conference at which it was obvious he'd just seen the reality of the Epstein Files, and realised what his boss actually was, and that he now knew too much for Trump to be comfortable. The fear, the pale shaking terror. It never left him.

Now he's just drowning the memories in booze, trying to forget the faces of the dead girls, living it up before the regime falls and he faces charges, or Trump decides to silence him, or his own liver takes pity on him. The fear is his master.

It's ironic, because the actual likely outcome is no consequences will fall on him. Nobody gets punished these days. Even if the next admin somehow miraculously decides to actually punish the guilty, he's far down the list, and silence will protect him.

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

This would normally mean a revoked security clearance

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'd hazard that the absences can be pretty easily explained by the episodes of excessive drinking.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

Uh oh, another teleporter.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

He's got a bad case of the brown bag flu.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Noooo ... 😲

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

I'm a time traveler!

[–] TaterTurnipTulip@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

May his liver wither and fail

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm great with the idea, but bet the bastard would jump to the top of the list above people that actually deserve to be saved. All because of his fancy title.

[–] TaterTurnipTulip@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Sadly, you're probably right

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I bet that dude hasn't slept without blacking out in a year.

Went from outspoken podcaster jackass to terrified looking shithead overnight.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 days ago

Krash Patel.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Seems like they just hired Don jr’s coke dealer as fbi director

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 18 points 2 days ago

Based on previous headlines, this sounds very normal.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're not going to have somebody competent in the role, a missing or incapacitated figurehead might be the next best thing. It's why I'm not as bothered by Trump's golf trips anymore.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Tens of millions of dollars spent on golf is a bargain compared to the billions he steals from his office.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm just amazed that he seems to have no private life whatsoever and relies on security to wake him up.