this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

This is the kind of shirt that people who think the existence of queer people are not "age appropriate" wear.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You know what it takes to wear that shirt in public?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 2 points 41 minutes ago

all those peaches

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

Guys and gals, I know it's hard without Lemmy NSFW, but ffs xD

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Maybe I just have a filthy mind but it looks like various sketches of rear pussy

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I don't see the problem. My man just loves peaches.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And if I had my little way

[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I'd eat peaches every day

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 3 hours ago

From a fucktory? Yup peaches from a fucktory.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 3 points 6 hours ago

Peaches. I love peaches.

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Crosspost to Shirts that go hard!

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 4 points 6 hours ago

I could've sworn I saw this same shirt on there.

[–] homes@piefed.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

at first glance: "Oh, apples!"

but I knew better. so I clicked.

"yeah, I thought so."

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Wtf kind of apples you been eating?!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

How about them apples

[–] homes@piefed.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

the "I really fucking need glasses" kind, apparently

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Homes eats his gf's clit.

"So, what did you think?"

"Golden delicious!"

"What?"

"That's what kind of apple that was."

"......what?"

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pls dont eat someone's clit that sounds painful

Not as painful as picking one off a tree!

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 13 points 8 hours ago

Plot twist: he's a gynecologist

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Can't unsee it.... just can't

[–] LambeauLeap@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago

Shirts that get hard

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 8 hours ago

Can someone please just tell me if this is supposed to be apples? We all know it does not necessarily resemble apples.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Haute couture by Georgia O'Keeffe.