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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uh... yeah, they get washed. Not frequently enough for this to be wrong, but still, they do get washed.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 82 points 1 year ago

There are specialized machines for this that resemble industrial vacuum cleaners but even bigger. Cleaned balls are bagged and get poured back once the floor and walls are sanitized. Do the operators keep track of when this was last done? Yes, and they aren't proud of it so you won't see cleaning logs hanging nearby like at most mall toilets.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to wash your balls

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
EMPLOYEES MUST WASH BALLS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK.
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, pee is stored in the balls. It's a scientific fact.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Harold_Penisman@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

They do get washed. Not enough, but they do.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is false. They are washed.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Washed in child pee.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speaking as a parent with a horrible experience involving rotavirus:

NEVER, under ANY circumstances should you allow your kid into a ball pit. Just fucking don’t, they are gross and your whole family will puke and shit for days.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Let me guess, youre not vaccinated and nor are your kids?

Rotaviruses cannot be killed by normal sanitizing and nearly all children will have it (and developed resistance) by the age of 5. It almost never affects adults.

Might as well not let your kids do anything at that point, ballpits are not better at spreading rotaviruses than anything else. Ballpits are not clean, but the toys, floors and walls at the daycare aren't either, not as far as rota is concerned at least

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We all have every vaccine you can get. It’s possible I’m misremembering exactly what disease it was, but I promise you that a single instance of our kid in a ball pit ruined a vacation for two families.

Ballpits encourage contact with eyes, mouth, and nose, then spread it all around over the balls. They are especially difficult to clean. It would be difficult to design a better disease transmission vector if you were trying.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You're children would be a statistical anomaly if they avoided rotaviruses entirely, ballpits or not.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Rotavirus immunity is partial. You only need to come in contact with a strain too different from whatever your vaccine or childhood exposure was and you'll catch it again.

I got the vaccine as a child, and yet I caught it in my early 30s for the first time after moving to another country. Have you seen The Exorcist? I didn't know projectile vomit was a thing for real until then. I also didn't know about projectile diarrhoea. I wish I was still ignorant of these things

[–] INeedMana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a vaccine against rota?

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Since the late 90s it seems, and in US since 2006 wiki

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You'd be better off claiming that there's a 100% chance that at least 1 ball has urine on it assuming that 100% of all ball pits have at least one urine incident.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I cleaned them. Pissing was common enough on a busy weekend I know they need it at least every 48 hours.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't get me started on how sloppy that math is.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Are ball pits still a thing? I don't think I've seen one in a decade at least.

[–] kraynyan@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer Vomit in the Ballpit

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds like a little-known Boxcar Children book.

"Eww," said Violet. "This ballpit smells bad."
"Maybe somebody barfed," said Benny. "Anyway, I'm hungry."
"You're always hungry, Benny," said Jessie.
"Ha-ha, let's eat!" said Henry.