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An endless fount of Star Trek knowledge.
Name every episode from memory. Bonus points if you know the exact length of each episode. (This is a joke, please don't actually do it, I would feel bad.)
Gender dysphoria :3
Choose your own adventure
mtf
Sad because she's very cute already.
ftm
Sad because he's so handsome already.
You're not alone dear sister
Procrastination.
Stole mine!
I'll add starting projects that never get finished.
class consiousness
PTSD
Speaking Esperanto.
IBS
He just starts questioning his choices and he is not even sure he should finish out the rest of the adventure
Diabetes
BPD. Kirby now has BPD.
Same :/
I like how everyone is just listing mental illnesses.
At least we're all in good company...
Ability to silent faster than others speak.
Insatiable appetite for whiskey, meat, and boobs.
Also shooting fire from his mouth, but I think he's already got that covered.
ADHD
Anxiety
Depression and an unfortunate amount of knowledge on cults.
Insomnia
Autism
He can forget what someone is saying to them whilst they are still saying it, even if he is trying to pay attention.
"I'm sorry, I forgot the first part of your sentence before you finished the last part of your sentence. Could you please repeat that?"
I feel like that's something Kirby already does tbh
He becomes a "Sheldon" without any of the positive traits.
Procrastination
The ability to fall asleep in 10 minutes flat.
Transmissible spongiform encephalopathie
The ability to be tranquilized by coffee, durability, not having to eat much, and disease resistance.
Depression and beer.
Hummingbird phobia.
Massive dong
He can now hold his whiskey better than people twice his weight. Dont try to keep up with me.
Original with comic's name
Nice, I actually thought it funnier without the third frame though.
Dementia.
It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.
If it’s a Ritalin-free day, he’s an oblivious himbo that just eats fast food and fucks around all day.
ADHD