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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.

If it’s a Ritalin-free day, he’s an oblivious himbo that just eats fast food and fucks around all day.