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Living the dream

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 2 points 15 hours ago

In your 40s you become a hobbit. And truly enjoy it.

Snarking not infrequently about the silliness of non-Hobbits who don't understand safe, simple pleasures.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah fam that green tea is legit

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Which green tea? I am a tea enjoyer

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I think he’s talking about the bottled ito en oi ocha green tea in the plastic bottles

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too bad it's Costco and that green tea is a one-off they'll never stock again.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

That's why you buy a shitload of it all at once.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I miss Costco. We moved to a rural part of the US a few years ago and the nearest Costco is now 2.5 hours away. Really hard to justify a 5 hour round trip to shop there. Luckily they do sell a lot of their stuff online but it's not the same without the browsing and the slice of pizza at the end.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

See that story counts as a horror story for over 30s

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely one of those “hell yeah, socks!” things as you get older.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

I got my brother and myself some Maggie Organic socks a few years ago, we still talk about them from time to time. Solid socks, really hold up well.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im over hear just enjoying the trees flowering. Its the simple things that never get old. Good company, good food, and some peaceful scenery. All very obtainable.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

Its my favorite thing about walking the dog in West coast Canada. Buds and blossoms, and tons of greenery. This week there was one cool morning and the dew on the grassy hill was just a fine mist instead of droplets. It looked like glitter as we walked to the top.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bonus points, if your partner is into that: Drinking green tea regularly makes your dick taste reeeally tangy.
Or so I was told.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the tip.

(Badum-tish)

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Spouse and I tested us through the kombucha assortment in our preferred super market and found a new drink we can obsess about.

Find new everyday things and go crazy about them, it's fun!

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You gonna share your discoveries with the class?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't like the "pure" version. It tastes too much like grape juice which I hate with all I've got.

The second option with passion fruit also wasn't my cup of tea.

BUT the one with ginger and lemon tastes awesome!

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

Oh man, there is a ginger bug drink in my grocery store that I can't get enough of if it wasn't for the price.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I miss the homemade kombucha that I used to make in a bucket. The problem with all of these store-bought kombuchas is that they're always flavored with something. Why doesn't anybody sell plain kombucha?

I can buy unflavored tea, coffee, beer, yogurt... but not kombucha.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

We OD'd on thrill

[–] X@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely green tea, and ice cold flavored sparkling water. All the best parts of cola without the sweeteners.

[–] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta run it past the CHO (Chief of Home Operations)

Huh. If that's CHO what is Cholo?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago

OMG I can’t wait.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s always a challenge with new finds at Costco because the samples are so intriguing but the size is such a big commitment.

And I also have a bit of self-loathing about how informed the above comment is.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Doesn't matter. All you have to do is use at least half and you break even.