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[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe..... I was so confused.

What about the potato soup girl?

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I looked it up.... I saw a cast iron skillet and cast iron press .... Can't help myself, GOTTA do it, come what may

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't imagine these cooking through properly.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yet, they did. I'd definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bacon wasn't chewy and/or undercooked?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Nope. That would have been a failure.

Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they're on a rack so they're not stewing in their own juices.

[–] Balinares@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago

This is abhorrent, yet I'm intrigued.

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I should call her…

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Our judges would also accept Hambog

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'd try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i'd probably take two.

(What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Stop flirting with me.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean... Aren't both of those things just ground meat anyway? One's in a tube, one is free-form.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Ground beef is good medium-rare (if it’s good beef to begin with sausage is usually pork based and needs to be fully cooked to kill tape worms I think.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless you like burgers medium-rare.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Some people just suck the joy out of everything. ;)

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Gonna have to go with a cheese with peppers in it. Maybe just pour diced jalapenos over the top and lay a melty cheese over it like muenster so it traps the flavor.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat... Or at least you shouldnt want it.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it's perfectly fine.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It'll dry out the beef something bad, though.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago

Burgussy’s.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But pea is stored in the balls

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Well yeah but you only store it there until it's used obviously

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Good, I don't need to go to the store to get more!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Whats wrong honey? You haven't fucked your hamdogger

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

thats probably fine

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's stupid but I've seen stupider.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

See my comment with bacon turtle burgers.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

I really can't imagine that the hot dog doesnt curl back as the protein tightens on the bottom cooking first, making this just flop apart in the grill.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

This looks like something my cat would like

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

Sausage pide.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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