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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The director didn't have the courage to complain to the costume department (his mother).

[–] homes@piefed.world 51 points 1 month ago

I choose to believe this

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 60 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Wait, Robert Pattinson is that creepy looking kid from that sparkly vampire movie. Why does he look middle aged here? Oh noooooooooooooo.

[–] happydoors@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I highly recommend you check out his last…15 years of filmography. He’s quite a solid actor!

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny how Radcliffe, Wood and Pattinson, whom three I can barely tell apart, all seem to have went into weird indie films against their teenage image.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

guns akimbo was peak movie watching experience

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That remains the only movie I've snuck liquor into. Zero regrets. The movie is made to be watched while buzzed and as high as one can be while watching a movie.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't care for him specifically but the movie The Devil All the Time was solid to me. Slow burn.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

A highly underrated film

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

He's good in Good Time

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the king with Tim Shallomé

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It’s actually shallot-met, like when you meet an onion

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Apparently Pattinson hates Twilight as well, it just paid really good

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Watch Good Time

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?

[–] homes@piefed.world 29 points 1 month ago

Michael Keaton was in this movie?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pff Clooney's been better than this

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well I mean bats are mammals..

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bat-Nipples

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s a great actor. I just gave him the money to pursue weird projects.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's very generous of you!

I gave him so much I couldn’t afford a t 😂

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

It’s the mustache. He was 33 here.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

We're all old down here

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

He was also Cedric Diggory from the 4th Happy Potter movie

[–] faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Dont forget about batman

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I WANT LIGHTHOUSE MARIO NOW NOW NOW!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And may I add

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I want my coffee and my danish right NOW NOW NOW!

[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Now I can’t unsee it… bro really was one “let’s-a go” away from breaking character 😂

[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Fun ✅ Fact ❌

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Most definitely

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

If it is true, than this is extremely hilarious.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Yer Fond of me lobster, ain't ye, Mario?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I love value-grading...

The seagull scene Nitendo lawsuits were gonna be insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EvRAfxa0OE